Heidi stares after Evan, looking pissed. In an interview, Sarah says that you feel really bad for the other girls. The winners gather around and examine each other's necklaces. Paul walks in and breaks up the lovefest. He gives his good news/bad news speech again before announcing that they all need to pack their bags. The girls without the sapphires are going home, but the ones with sapphires will be spending four days in Paris with Evan. Heidi's face just falls. Oh, it is sweet. But it's kind of ruined by fucking Mojo standing next to her hopping up and down. Paul asks them to start packing immediately. Where is Alex to deliver the catchphrase, "Please leave the chateau." Dammit. The women head for their quarters.
The women pack. Heidi asks herself what she wants to wear. Then she starts grabbing clothes and speaking in French, "C'est ici. C'est ici," which means "It is here. It is here." Why is she speaking in French? And using a sentence I learned on day one of French class? Amanda apologizes to Dana for being shocked that Dana wasn't chosen. Dana says it's not a big deal. Amanda figures that Dana must want to be left alone. In an interview, Amanda says that none of them can believe that Dana's not staying. In an interview, Dana says that it's a bit of an ego blow; she wonders what the other girls have that she doesn't, and says she thinks she's too nice. In an interview, Evan says that Dana is every guy's dream, but that their personalities don't jibe because she's too passive. In other words, she doesn't have a personality. Katie talks about how pissed she is that she came all the way to France and doesn't get to go to Paris. ["Lady, you're a doctor. Take yourself to Paris." -- Wing Chun]
Heidi sits on the floor in a hallway somewhere by herself and puts on her sunglasses. I think she's losing it. In an interview, Heidi says that Evan is "the most random guy [she's] ever seen in his selection of women." Heidi continues to sit on the floor alone. In an interview, Evan says he didn't pick Heidi because it "seemed like she wasn't there for the right reasons." Evan adds that the horse thing had nothing to do with it, and that he thinks she was just in it for the money. Heidi sits on the floor alone, but now she's reading a magazine. Paul walks out with a suitcase and asks if it's hers. Heidi says no, but doesn't offer any more help than that. Paul asks what her bag looks like. Heidi says it's plain black. Paul asks about the material, and Heidi launches into French again, saying, "Oui, mais c'est (yes, but it's)...the same size." I'm so baffled by her French. Paul asks if he got the right design. Heidi says, "No, it's not the design a tall," like now she's British all of a sudden? She is weird. Heidi bitches that her bag isn't in her room or any other room, but doesn't volunteer to get off her ass and find it. Paul exits. In an interview, Paul says, "It's too bad Heidi can't stay a little longer. Perhaps her French could improve." Heidi starts speaking French to herself again and my limited skills can't decipher what she said, but it's translated as, "I no have happy...You no find bread baggage." I have nothing to add to that. In an interview, Paul says that he was pleased that Evan eliminated Heidi, because he thinks she was in it for the wrong reasons. Paul concludes, "Couldn't find that bag fast enough." Hee! Heidi carries her bag out into the hallway and then complains because she somehow hurt her arm. She points to her arm and goes, "Ouch!" Shut up, Heidi.













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