Mojo and Zora discuss how they've never owned a sapphire before. Paul announces that the limousine is there for them. Evan and the five women walk out of the chateau. In an interview, Evan says that with five women, he'll have the chance to get to know them individually. Mojo says that Evan is a guy who has worked hard all his life, "and fortune has came his way." Could someone please pull her aside and review how to conjugate the verb "to come"? There seem to be a lot more jokes I could throw in about that, but I'm tired, so just insert your own. I'm sure it's funnier (and dirtier) than anything I could come up with at this point.

Masterpiece Theatre. Paul says that seven are gone, and he's still there, even though he didn't get a necklace. Paul says that Evan and the women will take Paris by storm, and then someone will be eliminated, but we'll have to tune in next week to find out.

Next week: Paris! Melissa calls Evan a secret-keeper. Mojo goes to Moulin Rouge and wears a shitty hat, of course. Sarah goes dancing with Evan. There will be smooching. Sarah thinks that Alison is acting hostile. Alison thinks that Sarah never shuts up. Evan wonders if the women are into him or his wallet. Does he realize that his wallet is pretty much empty? Sometimes I think he believes the lie as well.