Joe Millionaire

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Kim: A- | 344 USERS: C+
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Blandy is up first. Evan tells her to "sling it in there." She digs up some coal as Evan voice-overs that she "seemed like a girly-girl," so he wanted to see how she'd react to getting her hands dirty. Blandy tosses the coal into the furnace, or tries to, but most of it misses. She screeches, and the other girls laugh at her. Evan pets Blandy's hair condescendingly. In an interview, Blandy says that she was ready to throw the first scoop "with all [her] might," but then the smoke came up and she had "an early release and almost took the conductor out." Blandy apologizes to the conductor. The other women also give it a shot as Evan offers constructive criticism. Fucking Mojo didn't bother to remove the hat or gloves while shoveling, like, that should tell you something right there, Evan. After tossing in a shovelful of coal, the small furnace room fills up with smoke, which has got to be a health hazard. Evan voice-overs that the smoke coming out of the furnace "could put down a small herd of elephants." Oh, I feel so bad for him having to stand there and watch while the women do all the work. Bitch. In an interview, Mojo says that Evan was all sooted up and the rest of them were "drenched with sweat." Maybe it would help if you took your hat and gloves off, Mojo. Evan voice-overs that he wondered if they would be able to take the heat, and if you want something bad enough, you stick it out and do what you have to do. That's kind of how I feel about recapping this show. I just stick it out and do what I have to do. Luckily, there are no coal furnaces involved. ["Not yet, but I'm having your computer converted from electric power to coal power, so you can prove that you're really sincere as a recapper. Get shovelling, woman! And bring me a turkey pot pie!" -- Wing Chun] Evan voice-overs that "it was a dirty, dirty job." But not as dirty as those pictures of Evan in his underwear.

Joe Millionaire

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