Next week: Paris! Melissa calls Evan a secret-keeper. Mojo goes to Moulin Rouge and wears a shitty hat, of course. Sarah goes dancing with Evan. There will be smooching. Sarah thinks that Alison is acting hostile. Alison thinks that Sarah never shuts up. Evan wonders if the women are into him or his wallet. Does he realize that his wallet is pretty much empty? Sometimes I think he believes the lie as well.