Frank and John show up at a janitor's closet in some office building. Wow, that is one specific work address. The landlord must have been like, "Chris works out of the closet at the west end of the third floor." Inside, they find a woman who is challenged in some unclear way and tells them that they can't talk to Chris, because he's been dead for nine months. Call John Edward! Frank says that one of their suspects is locked up with no way out, and the other one is in a hole. So Frank's sensitivities extend from the mentally ill to the deceased. Female Janitor says, "No way out." Whatever.

Polly the Female Janitor pushes her cart out of the closet, mumbling about stretch marks and cottage cheese. Frank asks what that's about, and John says that she's talking about medical waste. John asks Polly if she works for plastic surgeons. Polly mumbles about cellulite and love handles. Frank confirms that Christopher has been dead for nine months, and asks if he ever mentioned having a twin brother. Polly says that they just worked together. The whole time, John watches Polly intently. Frank asks if Christopher held any grudges. Polly doesn't think so. Frank asks if he expressed any anger. Polly wonders why they are asking so many questions. Frank says that it's a police matter and thanks her for her time. John says, "Christopher isn't dead, is he?" Polly ignores him, and Frank wants to leave. John says that Polly bent at the waist to pick up a mop she dropped, which is a male trait, and adds that the distance from her eyebrows to her hairline is over three inches, which is the average length for a male. Polly says that Christopher is dead. Frank apologizes for John, who isn't giving it up. John says that he bets if they looked in Polly's medicine cabinet, they'd find progesterone, which is used by male-to-female transsexuals. Polly asks what he's talking about. John says that Polly is Christopher. Polly angrily says that Christopher is dead, and that she cut him out. I don't even want to know what that was referring to. Also, couldn't John just look for an Adam's apple like a normal person?