John Doe

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Kim: B | 692 USERS: B-
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John returns to Seacouver, and goes to the alleyway he ended up in when he exited the white room. He pries open the exit door and walks into a parking garage. He's very sweaty as he yells out, "Who are youuuuuu? What do you want from meeeeee?" Cut to John pulling up to the house where he met Mrs. Palmer; he yells out, "Theresa?" There are tons of cop cars and an ambulance surrounding the house. A cop stops John and asks if he's family. He says no, and then yes, and then asks what's going on. The cop says that it was a suicide attempt, and the cops are working on her now. John struggles with the cop and is taken down to the ground. Frank and Lt. Bosslady pull up, because they are apparently called to every crime scene. And is a suicide attempt really a crime scene? I guess it would be until they figured out for sure that it was a suicide. Frank yells to the cops to let John go, and then tells John that they were worried about him. John says that he knows the woman inside. Lt. Bosslady says that it's a suicide. The coroners roll a body out on a gurney. John runs up and asks, "Theresa, what have they done to you?" He pulls the sheet off the dead body, and it's totally not Theresa. John says as much to Frank, who asks what's going on. Frank reminds John that someone might be after him. John says to himself that they're playing with his head, and wonders how he could have believed it. Frank wants to understand. Join the club, Frank.

Lt. Bosslady calls from the doorway of the house, "Frank, you've got to see this. John, you too." John walks into the house, which looks completely different from when he was there before. John mutters to himself that it's not the same, that the whole house was a fake. There are tons of magazines and newspapers stacked around, and garbage all over the floor. I think they just reused the set from the first dead guy John found in the last episode, and added in some cats, because while crazy guys don't have cats, crazy women do. John walks into one room and finds a shrine with tons of candles and pictures of John on it. At the top is a sign that says, "Have you seen me? I'm missing." Frank tells John that he has his own personal stalker. A cop comes in and tells Lt. Bosslady that he found "some kind of gizmo." Just the word "gizmo" cracked me up for some reason. Lt. Bosslady inspects the gizmo, but she doesn't know what it is. Frank is a gizmo expert, I guess, because he immediately knows that it's a portable electric chair, and was probably used to kill the P.I., whom I had completely forgotten about at this point. John examines the shrine, then walks around the room. Something on the floor catches his eye, because it's in color. He picks up a small figure of a Phoenix, and the color fades as he holds it in his hand.

John Doe

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