The woman tells John that the kid is excited to meet him, because they've been searching for a long time. John asks how they found him. The woman says that Vitrochoice, the sperm bank, has a strict confidentiality policy, and all they would give her was a sheet of paper with some background information. John notes that it doesn't give his name. The woman says that two months ago, she placed ads in two local papers, but got no responses, so she "saved up about two years' worth of tips and bribed a nurse at Vitrochoice. She gave us a copy of the donor's DNA." Wesley says that he ran the DNA profile through NDIS. John says, "National DNA Index System." John asks how old Wesley is, and Wesley says that he's ten. His mom says that Wesley is "quite remarkable with computers," and has a high IQ to boot. John says that he added his DNA to the system hoping to find family. The woman says that it looks like John just did. Wesley smiles. John gives her the crazy eyes. Seriously, I never know what emotion John Doe is supposed to be feeling because he kind of just rolls his eyes around and looks crazy.
Wesley and his mom sit at a table at The Sea. Karen checks Wesley out (ew, not like that) and tells John, "Dude, it's mini-you." John is happy to hear it. Digger advises John not to get too excited, because it's the oldest trick in the book. Digger thinks the woman will be hitting John up for money soon. Karen tells Digger that he only sees the darkness, and Digger says that he's a bartender by way of explanation. Digger asks John if he really thinks he "went and did [his] business in a plastic cup." John says, "Well, Vitrochoice pays up to $10,000 for the right intellect." Karen says, "Excuse you?" It's annoying, and it's not the only time she'll say it in the episode. Not to mention that I don't know what's going on with Karen's hair, but it's in like eight million long droopy ponytails, a look that was almost in style about three years ago, but not really. John says that he's going to try to break into the sperm bank's files to get more information and find out his real name.