John and Wesley pull up to a motorcycle shop in John's car. Wesley asks why John's name isn't on the list. John says that it's a long story. Wesley says that John Doe is the name they give to unidentified people, and asks if John is a spy. Wesley keeps asking questions about it as they walk into the motorcycle shop, which is called Dante's Hog Heaven. Wesley finally asks if John even knows his own name, and John asks why Wesley has to ask so many questions. Wesley says that's what his mom says when she doesn't know the answer. Man, smart kids are annoying. The greatest thing about kids is that you can totally confuse them and feed them a line of crap and they don't know it. It's a good thing I don't have kids, because I would totally be like Calvin's dad, and my kid would be all messed up. Wesley finally figures out that John's name could be on the list. Wesley runs up and sits on a motorcycle, like, hands off the merchandise, kid. John lists off some facts about the motorcycle, including that it's sterling silver. Pete from Dharma & Greg walks up and says that it's actually two-tone -- dark blue and vivid black. John asks if he's Dante Langenhan. Dante says that's him. John says he's there to ask about a donation Dante made a decade ago at Vitrochoice. Dante asks if this is about Otto, and John says that it might be. Dante lights the blowtorch in his hand and says that Otto wasn't his idea, and orders them to get out of there. John sputters that he's just trying to find Wesley's father. Dante waves the blowtorch at them, and John and Wesley take off.
Episode Report CardKim: F | 912 USERS: C+
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