Frank and John blaze over to Vitrochoice. Inside, they find personnel scattered around on the floor. They hear a noise upstairs and head up to investigate. The Unaspermer has Wesley knocked out on a gurney as he smashes various trays and samples. Frank heads into the room with his gun drawn and orders the Unaspermer to freeze. The Unaspermer picks up a cranial drill and holds it to Wesley's head. He says that Group Otto wasn't a fantasy, and they used them to make Wesley. Yeah, tell us something we don't know, dude. Frank tells the Unaspermer to save himself. The Unaspermer doesn't care about saving himself. John uses a fire ax to take out an electrical box. The Unaspermer is distracted, and drops Wesley as Frank shoots.
Wesley is wheeled out by paramedics. Frank says that the killer was Chris Sherman, so the only one unaccounted for on John's list is William Sullivan. John asks if he looks like a William, and Frank says that he's more of a Bill. John already knows how many William Sullivans there are in the country (answer: a lot), and says that the only way to know for sure if that's his name is to account for every single one of them. Frank says that it's possible that the nurse who sold Wesley's mom the DNA profile was conning her, which would mean that John was never in Group Otto at all, under any name. Frank asks about Wesley. John says that he was given chloral hydrate, so he'll be fine, but won't remember anything. Frank says Wesley's mom is going to meet them at the hospital, and adds that he thinks Wesley has John's smile. Was Wesley smiling while unconscious? And wouldn't that be creepy? John says that there's still a chance that Wesley is his son. Frank asks if John is ready to be a dad. John says that he knows everything about facts, but nothing about being a dad. Frank thinks that's the smartest thing John's ever said. Ugh. What terrible dialogue.
Dante, Dr. Elvis, Dionne, and John play poker. Dr. Elvis denies that he has a tell, and Dante says that every time Dr. Elvis has a pair, his nose flares. Dr. Elvis denies it and there's some male bonding until Dionne introduces the next hand which involves logarithms somehow. Karen walks up with the paternity tests. She says that she checked the results for the deceased, and they were all negative, so Wesley's dad is one of the men at the table. She hands out the envelopes. Dante says to Dr. Elvis, "You first, nostril man." That would have been so much funnier if he called him Nostrilla. John suggests that they open them all at once, on the count of three. John counts, and they all open the envelopes.
Cut to John driving up to Dante's bike shop. Wesley is in the passenger seat, wearing a blindfold. John helps him out and Wesley asks why they're there. John says that he got Wesley a gift. Wesley spots a motorcycle and thinks that the "red 125" is for him. John points out that he knew Wesley wasn't color-blind, and that Wesley was just saying it so John would think he was his father. Wesley starts thanking John for the bike, but John says that the bike is not his gift. Wesley asks what the gift is, and as Dante pulls up, John tells Wesley that Dante is his father. Dante says that if Wesley shows him how to make those robots, he'll teach Wesley to ride sidecar. Wesley hugs John and runs over and hops in the sidecar. He waves to John as they pull away.