Karen is talking to Mrs. DiNardo on the phone, and Mrs. DiNardo has clearly had a few more glasses (or bottles) of wine since last we saw her. She says that she didn't give Karen all of the information she had earlier, in a misguided attempt to protect her husband. But then she realized he never did anything for her. Mrs. DiNardo says that her husband had a girlfriend named Carrie, and that Mrs. DiNardo has Carrie's address, since Louis sent Carrie flowers and left the receipt in his pants pocket. Mrs. DiNardo dictates the address to Karen.
Back in the restaurant, Mrs. Mulraney says that she knows her husband is cheating on her. Marshall says that cheating is "in the hard-wiring" for men. I hope he's just trying to snag a client and doesn't actually think that. Marshall wants to talk about the deliverables. Mrs. "Call Me Elaine" Mulraney says that she wants whatever it takes. Marshall asks if she wants to know the identity of the other woman. Elaine asks if Marshall can just shoot the other woman for her. Marshall says he's not in that line of work, but that he could refer her. Elaine laments that then she would have to go to jail. Marshall agrees that the food is lousy, and Elaine says that she doesn't look good in orange. Elaine pulls out an envelope with information on her husband, and then asks about the fee. She's just now asking about the fee? Marshall says that it's five thousand dollars, and that he'll need ten percent up front for expenses. Damn. I need to become a private investigator. Elaine is shocked at the price, but Marshall says that she'll get what she pays for. Elaine counts out five hundreds and hands them over. Marshall promises to call as soon as he has something, and Elaine flirts her way out of there.
Pink and Brown walk into a super-stylish and modern house, discussing what a horrible outfit Cameron Diaz was wearing on Leno last night. Because they're gay. I don't know if you got that. Pink and Brown report to Mr. G that Louis bought a hedge trimmer. Mr. G is upset that Louis has time to trim his hedges and they still can't find him. Brown promises that they are working on it. Mr. G tells them that he wants his money back, and that if the police find Louis first, there won't be any money at all. Pink and Brown throw out a lot of excuses, but Mr. G isn't buying. He wants Louis, and he wants him soon.
Karen walks up to an apartment and knocks on the door. Byron from Andy Richter Controls the Universe answers. I love that guy! Karen asks for Carrie McAllister, and Byron responds, "You're looking at him." D'oh! See, it's Carey and not Carrie! Ah, you had probably already figured it out.













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