Food, Fashion and Fighting. What More Could You Want? Trophies?
Billy wrangles the Real Housewives of New York City. He doesn't know anything about them. Neither do I. But he disses the makeup of the one who I think might be Ramona. "Good luck doing whatever it is you do." Amen.
Tim talks to Simon Doonan and Jonathan Adler. Adler designed the "groovy" A-List Award (a big strange head), which he created on his potters wheel. Fascinating.
Billy gabs with the Real "Fake" Housewives of Orange County. He asks if any of them women have ever hooked up lesbian style. Ha. Then rolls his eyes at the camera and says, "So much surgery up close, it's crazy." One of the women looks like she wants to claw his eyes out. Truth hurts, bitches.
Tim's talking to Margaret Cho. I love her (though I recently saw more of her than I ever wanted/needed to at her burlesque show) but she's not being really funny talking to Tim about the award she's giving out which is for funny people. But then she admits to being gobsmacked by Gunn. I can understand that. He's blushing. Then Jerry Springer's up talking about why he's been chosen to give away the chef award. There is no real reason. He does look nice though. I want a show with the two of them together. Can someone out there make that happen?
Billy's got Tanisha. This should be good. She's a spitfire (to put it mildly). She's "hungry" and Billy loves her boobs. He's obsessed. He wants to have breast sex with her. The bad girl looks flabbergasted for a minute before she starts talking about popping off or whatnot and walking away.
Tom Colicchio! Tim and Tom together. Great. But they have absolutely nothing to say to each other. Billy has cornered Nikki Blonsky, but she's so tiny that you can barely see her in the same shot as him. He has to hunch over. She's modeling a dress by Malan and looks very lacy and ready to tango. Billy calls her a "big little thing." I don't even know where to go with that. Neither does Nikki, so she smiles and walks away.
Dana Delany looks fan-freakin'-tastic in a fiery red dress by Christian Dior. Tim agrees. They talk about something... bored now. Billy plugs the new season of My Life on the D-List, then commercials.
Tim's talking to Kathy. Wait, I thought she had to go host or something. No wonder the filming of this started so late. And she's wearing a different dress. This is a flaming red gown, which looks nice, but not as nice as the one that Dana Delany was wearing. Tim wants to know why she's back too. She just wanted more attention... or something.