Back in LA, Kathy decides she needs publicity. Her plan? To pretend-date Adnan Ghalib. Crap! I'm gonna make you pay for this, Joe R.! He comes to her house, and she tells him the plan is to drive around and be photographed by the paparazzi. (Again, Kathy's hair is looking amazing here.) Kathy does make a joke about how she must be desperate if she invited Adnan and whatever little friends he's carrying on his person into her home. He seems to get that he is, in fact, a social leper. (And perhaps a real one.) She asks him if he would ever try to take photos of her if he heard she was at a store. He would, but only in the hope that her death was imminent so the pix would have some value. He tells her all he could get of a nude picture of her would be $250, but only if the carpet matches the drapes.

Kathy and Adnan drive around looking for photogs. She tells him that she once fired an assistant for selling stories about her to the Globe. But she fired him because he only got $50, which hurt her feelings. For some reason, they stop at Justin Timberlake's house, and Adnan takes photos of her. And then a gardener comes out and chases them away. Adnan is on his phone and telling the paps exactly where to find him. They swarm the car, asking Adnan if Kathy is the new Brit. The men all seem shocked that Adnan is with Kathy, while the one woman there is shocked that Kathy is with Adnan. Heh. Allegedly, Adnan keeps getting calls from Britney, whom he calls "Baby." I say "allegedly" because I have no idea if this guy is just making shit up to extend his brief period of fame. Kathy interviews that if Britney sees Kathy with Adnan, she'll go apeshit. And then Woz calls Kathy. Kathy tells Woz all about her paparazzi day. Naturally, he understands none of this. Commercials.