After the break, Team Griffin stops by Tiffany's house, and Kathy is psyched to meet Tiff's grandma, Millie, who called in and helped Kathy sell crap on HSN last season. Kathy wants Millie to help sell merch at the upcoming show. Millie says she sure will...but what about these phones that are too big to fit in Tiff and Jessica's purses? Millie! Stumping for new Blackberries! Best grandma ever. Kathy interviews that Millie is a "terror in a muumuu," and that she and Kathy's mom together would be like "Hitler and Mussolini in an old folks' home." Ha!
Before the Tracy show, Kathy meets with the gay record label people about their game plan. They discuss naming the CD: what has a better ring to it, "Kathy Griffin's Grammy Award-Winning CD" or "Maya Angelou Live"? They discuss publicity stunts to help the CD sell; Kathy seems pretty keen on adopting a gay crack baby. Oh, Kathy, haven't you spent enough of your life hanging out with Andy Dick?
With Millie's help, t-shirt sales are robust out in the lobby. Inside, Kathy pimps Tiffany for some cheap applause before launching into some Woz material (the man likes Men's Warehouse, what can you say?). Kathy deems the show a wild success, and Team Griffin will get their new Blackberries because t-shirt sales topped 200. Let's hope Mrs. Kathy gives Millie one too.
After the break, Kathy delivers the new Crackberries to Tiff and Jessica. Tom looks on forlornly, as he is wont to do, and whines that it might have been nice if he got one too. "You said you didn't want one," Kathy says. "You said you just wanted a hug and a blowjob." Tom considers, then asks where those are, then. Kathy gives Tom a big hug, then asks Tiff and Jess if they could please blow Tom after opening the mail. Hey, no one said the D-List was glamorous.
Joe R has a super funny email signature, but the only way Kathy's going to know just how funny is if she emails him herself.