With Millie's help, t-shirt sales are robust out in the lobby. Inside, Kathy pimps Tiffany for some cheap applause before launching into some Woz material (the man likes Men's Warehouse, what can you say?). Kathy deems the show a wild success, and Team Griffin will get their new Blackberries because t-shirt sales topped 200. Let's hope Mrs. Kathy gives Millie one too.
After the break, Kathy delivers the new Crackberries to Tiff and Jessica. Tom looks on forlornly, as he is wont to do, and whines that it might have been nice if he got one too. "You said you didn't want one," Kathy says. "You said you just wanted a hug and a blowjob." Tom considers, then asks where those are, then. Kathy gives Tom a big hug, then asks Tiff and Jess if they could please blow Tom after opening the mail. Hey, no one said the D-List was glamorous.
Joe R has a super funny email signature, but the only way Kathy's going to know just how funny is if she emails him herself.