Next, Kathy treats Maggie to a nice meal at the Sizzler "because my mom doesn't know any better." And there's a surprise Betty White! Kathy is delighted because "there's nothing she can't get away with." Betty is delighted that Maggie remembers her from the Jack Paar show. Kathy explains that it's because Maggie is the oldest person in the world. Off they go to the dinner buffet and Maggie is being a huge Betty White fangirl. She doesn't really have any questions for Betty; she just wants to tell her how great she is. Kathy wants to talk about the lines that Betty got away with at the Shatner roast, since Betty's voice and overall cuteness lets her get away with anything. Kathy shares a joke that Betty told at the Shatner roast: "Bill Shatner has balls. And George Takei has tasted them." Based on this, Kathy believes she can say pretty much whatever she wants around Betty.
Suddenly! Kathy calls Tom and Tiffany over to play Password (a game show Betty used to be on all the time, for you kids out there). Tiffany will be trying to get Maggie to guess the word "gynecologist." She gets as far as "vagina" before dissolving into laughter. Everyone's appalled. Betty interviews, "Kathy, bless her dear heart, can bastardize almost anything with her naughty words. But I rise above that [bleep]!" The game continues with Tom suggesting "Rhino" on the grounds that it rhymes with "Gyno". Maggie gets it, and Kathy justifies herself in a flurry of bleeps.
The next word is "alcoholic." Betty says "boozer" in an impressively soused tone of voice. She's still got it! But Tom says "drunk" instead. Maggie says "alcoholic", which is a clear violation of the rules. Kathy orders some cheesecake and there's a mock-Golden Girls opening credits scene. I guess Kathy's Blanche, but would that make Maggie Sophia? And who's Dorothy?
Next up: a party bus with a stripper pole to take Maggie to wine country. And Kathy's bringing Nicole Sullivan and Mike McDonald, who might as well appear in the opening credits at this point. I don't really have anything against Nicole and Mike; I just never liked MadTV. Mike banters with Maggie about how Maggie apparently considers Kathy's house hers. Maggie claims that the most wine she's ever had in one sitting is two glasses. Nobody believes this. Maggie says this trip is like a dream come true, and Nicole would like to know at what point in the dream she will be allowed to pee.