Suddenly! Kathy calls Tom and Tiffany over to play Password (a game show Betty used to be on all the time, for you kids out there). Tiffany will be trying to get Maggie to guess the word "gynecologist." She gets as far as "vagina" before dissolving into laughter. Everyone's appalled. Betty interviews, "Kathy, bless her dear heart, can bastardize almost anything with her naughty words. But I rise above that [bleep]!" The game continues with Tom suggesting "Rhino" on the grounds that it rhymes with "Gyno". Maggie gets it, and Kathy justifies herself in a flurry of bleeps.
The next word is "alcoholic." Betty says "boozer" in an impressively soused tone of voice. She's still got it! But Tom says "drunk" instead. Maggie says "alcoholic", which is a clear violation of the rules. Kathy orders some cheesecake and there's a mock-Golden Girls opening credits scene. I guess Kathy's Blanche, but would that make Maggie Sophia? And who's Dorothy?
Next up: a party bus with a stripper pole to take Maggie to wine country. And Kathy's bringing Nicole Sullivan and Mike McDonald, who might as well appear in the opening credits at this point. I don't really have anything against Nicole and Mike; I just never liked MadTV. Mike banters with Maggie about how Maggie apparently considers Kathy's house hers. Maggie claims that the most wine she's ever had in one sitting is two glasses. Nobody believes this. Maggie says this trip is like a dream come true, and Nicole would like to know at what point in the dream she will be allowed to pee.
At the first stop, everybody (Maggie, Nicole, Mike, Tom and Tiffany) but Kathy steps up for some wine. Kathy explains that she does not need to start drinking. Loosening up is the last thing she wants to do. Really, she needs something that gives her good judgment and makes her more conservative. Anyway, there's a lot of wine talk. I don't drink, so it's all nonsense to me. People drink a lot of wine. Nicole spits out wine into the wine-spit bucket but Maggie and Mike at least are throwing them back. Tom is drunk almost immediately and thinks that it's the best day of work ever.
On the bus again, there is some banter about the stripper pole. Nicole thinks being a stripper on a van is not a good job. They arrive at another winery and drink outside, standing around a barrel. There are many handsome goats. There is also a lot of drunken giggling. Finally they get on the party bus and go home.
Midcommercial content: The ride features inappropriate behavior. Mostly from Kathy, who doesn't have the excuse of being drunk. She tells a story about showing up at Mike's door clad only in underwear and a raincoat. It's not true, but aside from that it's a very nice story.