Las Vegas! It's three months after the first part of the show, and Kathy is going to see her statue at Madame Tussaud's at the Venetian. Hey, I've been there! I think we went because Charo's show was closed that week. It's an "interactive wax museum," which means that there are voice chips and you can pose in a wedding dress next to Brad Pitt's statue. Now, a little something for the ladies! And gay guys! There are muscly guys in gold lamé short-shorts, who will be carrying Kathy on a platform. One of them has too many muscles. Kathy's got a pretty good crowd waiting for her to come out. Finally, there she is! She gets off the platform in the least ladylike way possible and welcomes everyone to "the wax reenactment of my body." They reveal the statue and it looks a bit like Kathy. She poses next to it and makes a few blowjob jokes. Then she holds up a copy of her book (this show is all unstuck in time!) and puts it on her statue.
Midcommercial! Kathy poses for photos with fans and also with female impersonators. Because it's Vegas. Also, a creepy guy asks her out for sex after her show.
Kathy stares, entranced, at her effigy's face. She sticks her hand underneath the dress to get another vagina joke in. Her statue's spot will be on a stage entertaining at a big star-studded party. Wax Sarah Michelle Gellar doesn't appear to be enjoying the show. Paris Hilton's statue looks pretty good, because the actual Paris is kind of waxy. Kathy pretends to get interviewed by Wax Oprah. You know the sort of thing you do in a wax museum.
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