As Kathy and Paris leave the store to go to the pool, they take separate cars. All the photographers follow Paris. Incidentally, I think Paris is coming off pretty well here. She's letting Kathy leave the stores first so she can be in the pictures and playing along with Kathy's "No! Don't take my picture! I need my privacy! It's me, Kathy Griffin!" act pretty well.

Bonus commercial content! Maggie records a video for FacePlace, which features her waving and saying "Hello! Hi out there!" Won't that kind of clue people in that it's not Kathy?

Kathy interviews that she has no regrets at all about her plan to go poolside and be in a bikini next to Paris Hilton. None! Actually, when they arrive, Kathy shouts "We're here, bitches!" so it's not like she's trying to sneak around. Paris tells Kathy she should make an entrance, like what about the "We're here, bitches" didn't Paris get? Paris coaches Kathy on how to walk, sit on a cabana seat, and so on. Now it's interview time!

Paris likes LA more than New York, because New York is fun only during fashion week. She likes Paris Hilton more than Paris, France; Kanye West more than Kenya; Martha Stewart more than Rachael Ray; and cannot answer missionary vs. doggie style. Paris is embarrassed! She tells her mom not to watch. Kathy interviews that she's up for any sexual position including some she's making up right now. Like the "Angry Badger."

Kathy asks Paris to demonstrate how she would get a "cute, model-y boy" to come take their picture, and Paris just calls out "Hey, sexy! Would you come take our picture with this camera phone?" She claims to be using a baby voice, but it's just the same as her usual voice. Kathy freaks the boy out by talking about his penis.