Meanwhile, in London, Kelly introduces Robyn and Emily to her ex -- and Ava's father -- Ilario. He's incredibly handsome, but the sleaze potential is quite high. Kelly talks about their "whirlwind romance" that preceded Ava's conception, and says it ended when "I found out I was with a bossy Italian, and he found out he was with a ball-busting American." Take a lesson, Jersey Shore kids! So Kelly's helping prepare for a Henry Holland show at some rented-out cathedral. Henry Holland is basically a walking, talking Look at This Fucking Hipster post: spiked hair, giant old-man glasses, striped tiny t-shirt, pink leggings, constantly biting his finger. It's exhausting just looking at him. Obviously, Kelly adores him.

At the Henry Holland show, Kelly busies herself by abruptly ejecting Brit seat-crashers from chairs that rightfully belong to American press. In truth, I think London Fashion Week is more of a vacation for Kelly and Co., and this is just Kelly finding a job for herself to do because I'm not sure she could actually take a vacation if she tried. Either way, the Holland show, with its see-through lace tops keeping the pixelators at Bravo busy, is a rousing success.

Back in NYC, Pale Andrew has taken it upon himself to hire a new intern. He interviews a few before hiring Virginia, who seems to know her shit, has Fashion Week experience, et cetera. Andrew tells her she can start tomorrow, and he's pleased with his work. BUT THEN! Skinner is doing a routine Twitter search for People's Rev chatter and comes across Virginia, who was seriously live-tweeting her whole interview, down to, like, "Stepping off the elevator now!" (She also totally blows Bravo's spot, all "There are cameras everywhere!") Of course, this violates Kelly's strict policy of discretion, and as Skinner explains, "THERE'S NO BLOGGING." She calls Virginia and tells her they're revoking the job offer. And, yes, it seems like a huge overreaction to fire someone over tweets made while not at work. But Virginia also seemed like the kind of fame-seeker who watched every episode of The City, so whatevs.