Kell on Earth

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The People's Revolution Will Be Televised

Back in the office, Skinner has to deal with Robyn's bitchery and Andrew M. (Robyn's assistant) and his Snooki-level orange tan. Oooh, but he's come armed with this winner of a quote: "I was working in L.A. as a hair colorist in Beverly Hills. I left everything I had in California -- a successful career, mind you -- to come to New York and be called a retard." Billy Joel wrote that song once, right? Also, and I'm not one to judge, but Andrew's lisp is a force to be reckoned with. As of right now, it's the only part of him that's a force to be reckoned with. He's driving Skinner up the wall with his fuckuppery. But he means well. He even cheerfully offers Skinner an Ativan, though she declines. The hilarious thing is you can tell Skinner just wants to be an unholy bitch to Andrew, but she can't, probably because she's a shade nicer than cun... try music fans like Robyn, and also because Andrew's persistence with the Ativan offer is pretty funny. I might like these two also.

Crisis #4: At Bryant Park, there are technical glitches with the monitors and such. Gorka, David's increasingly fetching business partner, quietly freaks to Kelly, who goes on a controlled rampage on her headset until tech people show up and fix it. "This is why my charming personality makes things happen," she says. Kelly then goes up to her production booth and directs the show. Meanwhile, Andrew has a crush on one of David Delfin's models.

After the show, Kelly sets up photo ops and press interviews for David. Kelly marvels at how sweet and happy and grateful David always is, and how rare a quality that is in the fashion biz. She even makes up with that wayward photog. And does it like so: "Oh, photographer, IMG, c'mere, you can make up with me now. You get this shot for me, you put it up on your website and you get a clean slate." You see now why I need Kelly as my personal life coach?

That night, back at the offices, Kelly tries to put her matchmaking skills to the test for Andrew and his beloved Madrid model. She calls up Gorka to try to set something up, but alas, Hottie Model has a boyfriend. That's not entirely a dealbreaker for Andrew. Kelly gives a shudder at the idea that Andrew would go out hounding for a threeway, while Andrew... maybe is about to go hounding for a threeway.

Kell on Earth

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