Well, no, because then maybe Kennedy (we've never met her before; she's 12, on the Green team, and from Kentucky) might take the whole thing a little more seriously, and then the outcome of this episode might be quite different. But as it is, she interviews, "I basically like to make myself look like an idiot." As we see her trying out her "act" on Guylan, I have to give her credit for truth in advertising. Remember Sophia's dancing for nickels to buy her bike? This is like that, only without the dignity and reserve.
Meanwhile, Jared is in the chicken coop. I can't get an accurate count, but it doesn't look like the avian population has declined much since the last time we saw Greg kill a pair of hens. But now Jared appears to be trying to do some of them in by practicing his Shakespeare monologue on them. And he's having second thoughts about this, but he already signed up. Suddenly the Dark Ages don't sound so bad.