Elsewhere in the bar, Celine apologizes to Michael, who gets the word from KITT that Ian is coming towards him with a knife. Michael takes Ian down but discovers that KITT didn't say anything about Johnny Chang and his gun. Johnny tells Michael that he can race for the Changs, but first he has to go steal a car exactly like the one Ian wrecked. Man, I think this was a mission in Grand Theft Auto IV.

Back at Knight HQ, we're getting a rundown on Dimitri Kasporov, who owns a car exactly like the one Michael must steal. KITT tells us that Grand Theft Auto is a crime. No, it's just rated MA. That's a video game rating joke. They're not very funny, are they? Sorry about that. Oh, and Alex has appeared on the upper level to issue dire warnings about how if Michael gets caught, he's on his own. I've just noticed that Alex's voice is almost exactly like Aasif Mandvi. Weird. He's even doing the same news-commentator pauses. Dmitri is the kind of guy who's surrounded by bikini girls at all times, so Sarah plans to put on a bikini. To steal the car.

Back outside the bar, Michael and the barkeep (I would have written his name down if I'd known he was going to have a lot of scenes!) have some macho banter. Then there's a call on the windshield. I guess Knight Industries must be located close to The California High Desert, since Michael's going back and forth a lot. Billy reports that there's no military hardware in the Changs' garage, but Alex (now tilting his head just like Aasif Mandvi does at the end of his reports) says that just means they haven't received the stuff yet. The car's being stolen tonight, but everyone's distracted by Sarah in a bikini. Especially Sarah's father. Michael leers at her, and they're off to Dimitri's "Mansion Compound." As advertised, it is full of young ladies with bikinis. And suspiciously round, firm -- let's just move on. They need an invitation to get in, so KITT scans one from about fifty feet away and prints out an exact duplicate. Sure, why not?

Oh, but that's not even the stupidest thing in this scene! Now KITT finds the car in the garage, scans his database for the key, and uses the "3-D Object Generator" to make one. You know, the 3-D Object Generator. The one that creates mass out of thin air, shaped however you want. It's in the back seat. You know, in case they need something like that. It even makes part of the key metal and part plastic. Sarah listens to some terrible music to "get in character", Michael brazenly namechecks GTA4, and Sarah walks off in slow motion. The bikini makes the slow motion happen!