Back outside the bar, Michael and the barkeep (I would have written his name down if I'd known he was going to have a lot of scenes!) have some macho banter. Then there's a call on the windshield. I guess Knight Industries must be located close to The California High Desert, since Michael's going back and forth a lot. Billy reports that there's no military hardware in the Changs' garage, but Alex (now tilting his head just like Aasif Mandvi does at the end of his reports) says that just means they haven't received the stuff yet. The car's being stolen tonight, but everyone's distracted by Sarah in a bikini. Especially Sarah's father. Michael leers at her, and they're off to Dimitri's "Mansion Compound." As advertised, it is full of young ladies with bikinis. And suspiciously round, firm -- let's just move on. They need an invitation to get in, so KITT scans one from about fifty feet away and prints out an exact duplicate. Sure, why not?
Oh, but that's not even the stupidest thing in this scene! Now KITT finds the car in the garage, scans his database for the key, and uses the "3-D Object Generator" to make one. You know, the 3-D Object Generator. The one that creates mass out of thin air, shaped however you want. It's in the back seat. You know, in case they need something like that. It even makes part of the key metal and part plastic. Sarah listens to some terrible music to "get in character", Michael brazenly namechecks GTA4, and Sarah walks off in slow motion. The bikini makes the slow motion happen!
Sarah turns on the magic high-res camera in her sunglasses and walks into the bikini-laden party. She calls the women bimbos and mentions Gloria Steinem, which makes all the skin she's showing suddenly important to the plot. Then she sneaks off to get the car, but she's surprised by Dimitri. He sleazes at her about making love in a half-million dollar automobile, so she knees him in the crotch, jumps in the car, and takes off. A security goon fires an Uzi at her as she splits, but apparently does no damage. More goons chase after her on foot, firing handguns. KITT follows her out, shuts the gate, and "scrambles the codes", which I imagine means that the goons are locked in with all the bikini chicks. So they escape with the car. Well, that certainly ate up some time.
As Michael and Sarah regroup in front of the bar, they banter a bit but then! Suddenly! Michael is leaning over KITT's hood when his special forces tattoo apparently moves over a fender-mounted barcode scanner or something. KITT's whole hood lights up with information on Michael's old life. The Changs round the corner, but KITT can't turn the display off, so naturally Sarah and Michael start making out on the hood. You know, to hide the display. Then they stop, toss Johnny the key to the stolen car, and we go to commercial on an awkward silence.