Someone has strapped surfboards onto KITT's back. Er, "top". You know what I mean. Sarah is trying to teach Michael the Spanish for "I have lost my coworker. She is kind of crazy." You know, I'm glad the people on the show have noticed how inappropriately Zoe acts. And there she is in a bikini! Well, that didn't take long. She and Michael enter KITT, and we're off.
I do like the twist on the old theme song they're using.
Welcome to Baja! Do you like beaches? How about girls in bikins? How about slow motion? How about Zoe blathering about how "my fakies could use some work, but my laybacks are solid." Right on, um, Jackson. 23 Skidoo? Michael tries to bond with her by saying "Hang 10," but apparently she doesn't like his awkward, fake slang. KITT butts in to say that they're nearly to their destination, which is the hotel "El Surfer". Seriously. Meanwhile, Zoe "gets into character" by leaning into Michael all in her bikini and all. When suddenly! Sarah's on the windshield-phone, and I guess there's supposed to be some awkwardness. And there is, but I think it's just because of the stilted dialogue and stiff acting. Alex orders Michael and Zoe to put KITT on full "find the RFID chip in the missing guy" mode, but approves Zoe's plan to get fish tacos and margaritas first. Sarah's appalled, but Alex is delighted that they're getting into character. Then he tells Sarah to get back to work on researching Agent MacGuffin.
The El Surfer is adobe and features vaguely flamenco background music. Michael is a little worried that their room has only one room. Zoe makes Michael uncomfortable by, in order, straddling him, talking about tequila, and being dressed in a bikini. KITT has found the homing beacon, though, so it's time for them to go right out to the car, which no longer has surfboards on it. KITT says that the homing beacon is coming from a car over there (fine, not "over there"; "20 yards to your 2:00," happy?), but he can't guarantee that the missing agent is in there because he doesn't have a visual. Oh, for the first time, KITT can't just commandeer a passing satellite and get high-resolution real-time images? Then it's time for a low-speed chase as Michael and Zoe follow the mystery car. And a dude watches from the shadows.













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