Knight Rider
Knight Rider 2008

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For The Love Of Mike

Mike and Sarah hustle toward the exits, Mike figuring out that the baddies tracked her using her cell. He tells her to turn it off, and hands her his sweatshirt so she won't have the same top on as before. He can't go with her, he says, because he has a debt to earn back; she scoffs at his poor planning, but says she'll pay his debt if he helps her out. Mike's like, done, and takes the earpiece to ask KITT how he can see them and where the baddies are. The baddies realize they've been made, and start closing in. Mike and KITT get into a pissing match over how best to escape, and then KITT activates the casino fire alarm and unlocks a security door for Mike and Sarah to slip through -- but not before Pointedly Evil catches up, wastes an opportunity to just shoot him by snarking that Mike is in way over his head, and brawls with Mike. It's a stand-off until Mike looks down at Pointedly Evil's nuts; Pointedly Evil follows Mike's gaze; Mike pops a "sorry, dude" eyebrow before kicking Pointedly Evil in the slats, shoving him through the security door, and slamming it. Mike then goes back to arguing with KITT, who he still thinks is a person, over comms.

Asian Henchman finds Pointedly Evil panting angrily near the security exit and asks, "What happened?" Pointedly Evil: "Our job just got harder." You know, you could have imparted some actual information there, but no, you went with a vague but threatening quip. This is why TV bad guys always lose -- pretty surprising, given this one's impressive ability to shake off a kick in the balls in all of six seconds.

Outside, KITT pulls up. Mike's first reaction is "Nice ride," but then he sees that nobody's driving and starts to wig out. KITT, whipping through a crowded parking structure, introduces himself; Mike is like, "Nice to meet you WHY ARE YOU DRIVING YOURSELF AND KNOWING MY NAME AIIEEEEEE." Sarah tries to mediate between Mike, who is threatening to put sugar in KITT's gas tank, and KITT, who's like, "Wouldn't be prudent." Mike's next worry is that the baddies will recognize KITT; Sarah smirks that he needn't worry about that.

Cut to KITT at a stop sign outside the casino, his exoskeleton now lavender. Heh. Mike stares. Sarah smiles smugly. The baddies mill around in the chaos caused by the fire alarm, but don't spot purple KITT.

Rivai leafs through autopsy photos of Grey Hair and asks Sheriff Ramsey how many men he has available: "We're gonna need all of 'em." Grey Hair isn't Graiman, you see, which means "Charles Graiman is still alive." Sheriff Ramsey apparently didn't watch the credits, because he does a stagy double-take at this revelation.

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Knight Rider
Knight Rider 2008

Episode Report Card
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YOU GRADE IT
For The Love Of Mike

Mike and Sarah hustle toward the exits, Mike figuring out that the baddies tracked her using her cell. He tells her to turn it off, and hands her his sweatshirt so she won't have the same top on as before. He can't go with her, he says, because he has a debt to earn back; she scoffs at his poor planning, but says she'll pay his debt if he helps her out. Mike's like, done, and takes the earpiece to ask KITT how he can see them and where the baddies are. The baddies realize they've been made, and start closing in. Mike and KITT get into a pissing match over how best to escape, and then KITT activates the casino fire alarm and unlocks a security door for Mike and Sarah to slip through -- but not before Pointedly Evil catches up, wastes an opportunity to just shoot him by snarking that Mike is in way over his head, and brawls with Mike. It's a stand-off until Mike looks down at Pointedly Evil's nuts; Pointedly Evil follows Mike's gaze; Mike pops a "sorry, dude" eyebrow before kicking Pointedly Evil in the slats, shoving him through the security door, and slamming it. Mike then goes back to arguing with KITT, who he still thinks is a person, over comms.

Asian Henchman finds Pointedly Evil panting angrily near the security exit and asks, "What happened?" Pointedly Evil: "Our job just got harder." You know, you could have imparted some actual information there, but no, you went with a vague but threatening quip. This is why TV bad guys always lose -- pretty surprising, given this one's impressive ability to shake off a kick in the balls in all of six seconds.

Outside, KITT pulls up. Mike's first reaction is "Nice ride," but then he sees that nobody's driving and starts to wig out. KITT, whipping through a crowded parking structure, introduces himself; Mike is like, "Nice to meet you WHY ARE YOU DRIVING YOURSELF AND KNOWING MY NAME AIIEEEEEE." Sarah tries to mediate between Mike, who is threatening to put sugar in KITT's gas tank, and KITT, who's like, "Wouldn't be prudent." Mike's next worry is that the baddies will recognize KITT; Sarah smirks that he needn't worry about that.

Cut to KITT at a stop sign outside the casino, his exoskeleton now lavender. Heh. Mike stares. Sarah smiles smugly. The baddies mill around in the chaos caused by the fire alarm, but don't spot purple KITT.

Rivai leafs through autopsy photos of Grey Hair and asks Sheriff Ramsey how many men he has available: "We're gonna need all of 'em." Grey Hair isn't Graiman, you see, which means "Charles Graiman is still alive." Sheriff Ramsey apparently didn't watch the credits, because he does a stagy double-take at this revelation.

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