Las Vegas

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Sobell: B | 560 USERS: C+
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Bigamist Ed

Cue Mary and her strapless dress jogging over to see Danny. Given that this show has enough money to pay for fancy special effects, would it kill them to buy Mary a good strapless bra for these scenes? She nags about the note and the whole stalker thing; Danny replies, "If I didn't think you'd be safe, do you really think I'd let you hang out with her?" Mary pulls back and says, "Let me?" before walking off, laughing. Danny watches her go, wondering what the hell just happened.

Sam comes over right then to complain that Brunson's still hanging around, she has twenty VIPs coming in for the concert (and…she's going to shove them all into one mansion?), and Danny's not listening. Some kid with extremely poor judgment picks that moment to check Sam out and slap her rear. Sam turns around, floating like a butterfly, stinging like a bee, and shrieking like an outraged housecat. Danny puts the one guy in a headlock, and hold back a punching, hollering Sam with an "Easy there, champ" until she shows no signs of cooling it, and ends up putting her in a headlock too. The punk apologizes; Danny directs a disheveled Sam to go see Big Ed in ten minutes.

Up in the security office, Danny's filling everyone in on the matches for the stalker profile. Sandra insists that Janet's her responsibility. Big Ed's all, "Does Janet know she has a stalker?" Sandra sidesteps answering that directly. Big Ed asks why Sandy didn't see fit to fill him in on the stalker issue when she rolled on into the Montecito. Possibly because she was in danger of being tackled by Danny the Boy Wonder? No. She says, "It was need to know. You taught me that." Big Ed replies, "This is the Montecito, and I need to know." Sandra takes off, and Danny clears his throat discreetly. Big Ed stands up and asks him about the profile matches: turns out they're two of Sam's whales. Wow -- high-rollers and likely stalkers!

Las Vegas

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