Tommy Johnagin, audience favorite from Minneapolis, says that he shakes a baby a little until it cries before a set. This guy is funny. He tells a joke about not liking fighting, and we cut to the audience where the Largest Breasts in Los Angeles are on full display. They're heaving with laughter, which is a good sign. More jokes about getting beat up. His jokes are well written, but the audience isn't particularly with him tonight and he doesn't finish strongly at all. Sorry, Tommy.
Dante, the audience favorite from L.A., tells us about his daughter Willow and her wish to have a puppy based on his performance. Wow, pressure, man. Oh, no. He's doing Wizard Of Oz with Jack Nicholson, Gilbert Gottfried, Christopher Lloyd, and Robert DeNiro. This joke has a combined age of like 600 years. Just based on the premise of this bit I don't think Willow's getting a puppy. The impressions are good. The bit is awful. Bad daddy. He gets a partial standing ovation. Bad audience!
Joe DeVito from Long Island is up. Hey, he does look like the Verizon guy! He's got decent jokes and pretty good delivery with some one-liners. The audience likes him, but it's such a short segment of a set that it's hard to get a sense of him. Gotta love that sweater vest, though.
Gina Yashere from London is next. Funny joke about a Nigerian mom's hatred of Santa Claus. Very funny. Good closing tooth fairy joke. I really like her. Please let her advance.
Lawrence Mooney of Australia says it's gonna be a long flight home if he doesn't make it further. Lame joke about how men and women see themselves differently in the mirror. Slightly better joke about pantyhose. That's gonna be a long flight home, dude.
Sarah Colonna from L.A. is next. A childproofing joke. Wow, she must have really been upset that The Bellamy's one joke was similar to the one she was going to do. Very dirty vibrator joke that's actually pretty funny. She closes with that.
Dwayne Kennedy goes next. He jokes about how hard Mexicans work. It's funny 'cuz it's true! He jokes that they'd have done three hundred years worth of slave labor in nine hours and still had time for a soccer game. Ha. Not bad.