Lady Jumpsuit decides to use just her ugly, ugly gold fabric for her dress, which will have giant pockets on the hips because that's one thing I know I'm always complaining about when it comes to dresses: no pockets, let alone special hip-accentuating GIANT pockets.
Back with Louanna, she wants to use a nicer material for the top of her design, but Jim says there's no time for that. Dandy interviews that Lou is making "a lunch outfit." More like "a lunch lady outfit."
We jump over to Merle, who doesn't like the cocktail dress the gown converts to no matter how many different things Thai tries to do to it. Thai says that "Meryl" was getting on his nerves with her constant demands. Well, maybe if you knew her name, she wouldn't boss you around so much. With that, the contestants and designers leave for the day.
They return with 5 hours to go until launch. Louanna got some sleep and decided that there was no need to change her original design just because DSquared2 think everyone goes out for the night in an evening gown. Merle has suddenly come up with a new way to make both of her designs work, but they don't have much time to do it. Thai says he's a very fast sewer and isn't worried.
With two hours to go, the models enter. Of course, Merle's model is slightly larger than her measurements, so she'll be punished by not being able to wear her thick granny panties on the runway. Lady Jumpsuit's model, meanwhile, doesn't see how "a few inches" could make a difference in an outfit that has been CUSTOM MADE for her (false) measurements. Stupid model! Also, is Lady Jumpsuit's fly down? DJ Eric thinks the dress looks "dope" on his model, but also worries that it looks too much like his first design. You know, since he (well, Galina) used the same exact fabric. So of course it would. Roberto laughs at her.
The models go to the Product Placement salon, now with more product placement! Then they go back to the stations. Louanna wishes she'd chosen a fancier fabric for her top, but it's too late now! Only 10 minutes left. Then 5. Galina says her and DJ Eric's model is on her way to a Justin Timberlake concert. Um, who wears a gown to that? It's not the fucking opera. Time's up!
Fashion show! DJ Eric's design is up first. It looks like everything else Galina has done for him so far, but even uglier. The bottom is just a little bit too short with the long sleeve, making it appear as though the model forgot to put pants on. Merle's dress is, as usual, beautiful. I would wear that. The model then removes the ruffled bottom section just above the knees to reveal the cocktail dress, which also looks great. Except then the model just drags it behind her on the way out, which upsets me. It's going to get dirty!