Law & Order: Special Victims Unit
Stocks & Bondage

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Stocks & Bondage

Over at the two-way mirror, Jeffries is watching Munch, Cassidy, and Tucker in the interrogation room. Munch is refuting something Tucker has said, and Tucker wants to know what they've heard. Cassidy says, "Something about you tying up the ladies down home." Tucker says, "It was nothing," and goes to sit down. No dice there, jerkass. Cassidy throws the chair across the room. Tucker says they were just kids, fifteen or sixteen years old, and "besides, that's just the way it was then down there." This guy could not be smugger if his name was Smugly McSmugson. Munch looks to the mirror -- to Jeffries -- and asks Tucker, "So, it's just like a cultural difference, torturing women?" Tucker wonders where he got the idea it was torture. Munch clarifies, "Torturing with pleasure, I mean. They must have like being left out there in the woods. The solitude, the mosquitoes." Tucker laughs, "It broke up the boredom." Jeffries busts in, staring him down, and he quickly loses his smile. "The boredom of sitting on a porch, eating watermelon, and having babies, you mean?" Tucker sizes her up: "You're not a public defender." Jeffries gets right in his face and says, "No. I'm Detective. Jeffries. I only came in to see the redneck under the facade of the new South." Then she sizes him up. "Now I'm kinda sorry I did," she finishes, and goes to leave. Before she gets to the door, she turns back and says to Munch, "Oh. Martin rolled on him." Go, Monique! Tucker's eyes get big at this last bit, and he's all panicky: "What'd she mean?" Cassidy throws him down into the chair at the table, while yelling at him to sit down. Tucker asks again what she meant. Munch gives him the good (for everyone but him) news: "You have been Mirandized. If you give a statement, it might -- I stress MIGHT -- help in mitigating your sentence, provided the District Attorney's office will even entertain the option of a plea bargain. Which I doubt." Tucker isn't getting it, so he turns to Cassidy and asks, "What the hell is he talking about, son?" Cassidy busts out his Human-to-Bastard-Psycho-Redneck dictionary and translates for him: "It means you and Frank are gonna hang." Amen to that. Tucker kinda spits as he takes this in and we fade to credits.

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