Connie vs. Cutter

Strike - Connie gets a taste of what it's like on the other side. Turns out, it's not so good -- at least not when your client admits that he totally committed the murder for which you are defending him.

Not That There's Anything Wrong With Pseudoscience

Bogeyman - A "religious" cult that hands out fliers in subway stations promising self-actualization, and counts many actors among its members, is implicated in a murder. Any similarities to real pseudoscientific cults and their policies are purely coincidental. Of course

Green Means Go (Away)

Burn Card - Ed Green, we hardly knew ye. Well...actually we totally knew ye, so that we knew that you couldn't actually be a stone cold murderer even though you did your best trying to convince us you were.

Angelwood

Angelwood - Rudy seemed like such a good kid when he was trying to get on the Notre Dame football team. Who knew he was going to end up as a scary minister turning children into religious fanatics?

Submission

Submission - When a dog-fighting ring is broken up, Lupo and Green are called in to investigate once a finger is found in one of the dog's stomachs. This then leads to murder and...wine counterfeiting? Okay, sure.

Betrayal

Betrayal - Moira Kelly has it rough when she finds out she's married to a psychiatrist who likes to sleep with his underage patients. But then she has it rougher when it turns out he only liked sleeping with her -- it's the hazard of blowing your husband's brains out before you've asked him what's going on.

Tango

Tango - Two pretty distinct stories this week -- the one about the drunk teenager who was brutally murdered, and the other about Connie's legs.

Executioner

Executioner - A guy decides to chicken out of having an affair, but then gets murdered in a totally unrelated event. Now that's just not fair.

Illegal

Illegal - One auxiliary cop, one inferiority complex, one gun, and one riot add up to the perfect recipe for disaster this week.

Quit Claim

Quit Claim - If you have a fairly well-known actress as a guest star, it's always a safe guess that she's not really going to be an incidental character the way she's first introduced. And the blonder and more innocent-looking she is, the worse her crimes will probably turn out to be.

Law & Order in the Media

"Is this because I'm a lesbian?": Law & Order Quotes

Jack McCoy: The Brows of Outrage

Give it a Walk: The Best Episode of L&O

Spoiler Discussion

The Whiny Lesbian Robot Who Says "Remand" A Lot: Princess Serena Southerlyn

Earthy European Sexuality: ADA Alexandra "Bertha" Borgia

EADA Michael Cutter: Lawyer who juggles chainsaws on the side.

Depraved Indifference to the Audience: Worst Episodes

"You ARE sleeping with him, aren't you?": Hanky-panky in the workplace