Life As We Know It
Life As We Know It

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Kim: B- | 542 USERS: B-
YOU GRADE IT
Pilot

Ben stalker-spies on Miss Young. He freezetalks that he doesn't know whether he should make a move on her, but that it's killing him. Ben notices Miss Young slip behind her booth, and joins her. She's lighting up a cigarette, which she quickly drops when he says hello. Ben cracks a joke, and she warms up to him and walks closer. Ben promises that he hasn't told anyone about their "little flashing incident." Miss Young is surprised he didn't tell the rest of the Trio, and says that she trusts him. She walks even closer, all sexy-like. And unprofessional-like. Ben says that he's "pretty good at keeping secrets" and that he likes "knowing things nobody else knows." Miss Young smiles and purrs that it's good to know. Ben asks if he gets extra credit, and Miss Young says she should get back. Ben grabs her arm and asks her to stay for a minute. They lean in for a kiss. Before their lips can touch, a car's headlights illuminate them and they break apart. Miss Young heads back to her booth, but not before a few meaningful looks. I'm so old that I'm just disgusted with her. She should know better!

Jonathan freezetalks that he really likes Deborah, and that the times he's made fun of her, it was to stop people making fun of him instead. Jonathan decides that he likes big, and that she's going to be his girlfriend. He walks up to Deborah and says, "I'm in." Deborah asks if he's sure, or if he's just saying it so they can make out tonight and then he'll dump her tomorrow. Jonathan says that's not the case. Deborah gives him a big kiss. Jonathan asks if she wants to head to the bushes, and Deborah agrees, but only after everyone gets a glimpse of her new boyfriend.

Dino's dad and Extraneous Brother work at the rib stand. Dino joins them and dons an apron, saying that his plans changed. The three male Whitman family members work together. Nearby, Ben walks through the carnival and smiles to himself. He spots Dino, who shakes his head no. Ben shakes his head in response, but then spots Jonathan and Deborah walking around holding hands. Jonathan sees them. Dino and Ben both give Jonathan a nod of respect and, I guess, acceptance. I'm surprised they didn't feature Deborah pigging out at the rib stand, since she's such a hog.

Life As We Know It

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