Dino's alarm goes off at 4:15 AM, which is a bedtime, not a wake-up time. He heads out to the ice rink for some solo hockey practice. I don't know anything about hockey, so I can't tell you if he's any good. Coach Scott shows up and tells Dino to get out, but Dino wants to stay. Coach Scott offers to let Dino stay if he can score on Coach Scott. Dirty! This show is dirty. Dino takes the challenge, and Coach Scott totally schools him. Coach Scott lets Dino stay anyway.

Dino gets back home and heads into the kitchen for breakfast. His dad asks him about his carnival activities. Extraneous Brother tattles that Dino was kissing Jackie, and Dino retorts that Extraneous Brother was eating his boogers. Extraneous Brother whines to their mom, who stays out of it. Dad offers to let Dino take the car today. Dino's mom makes extra-sure to find out what time everyone will be home that night, which is important later. Dad says that he and the boys have to leave at 7:00 to work in his rib booth at the carnival. Dino is embarrassed by his dad, who once again seeks reassurance that he's sort of cool, for a dad, like, get some self-esteem, D.B. Sweeney.

Deborah and Jackie gossip in the bathroom about Jonathan's kissing style. Deborah thinks that, since Jonathan kissed her really hard, he must really like her. Other Friend says that guys just do that to get you to give it up. Deborah adjusts her pigtails, which are so 1999, and insists that Jonathan's not like that. Jackie and Other Friend quiz Deborah on whether Jonathan walked her to her car, and what he said, and if he held her hand. Kelly Osbourne is wearing low-rise jeans about two sizes too small, which makes her stomach hang over the waistband in an unflattering way. I guess since she's not really fat, they're trying to make her look fat, when in reality, any slightly overweight teen would wear jeans that were two sizes too big to hide the real or imagined extra weight. Anyway, Jackie and Other Friend decide that Jonathan is just like other guys. Jackie talks about how great Dino is being with her, and Other Friend scoffs, and advises Deborah to put pressure on Jonathan. Deborah agrees.