Dino and Ben give Jonathan shit for hooking up with Two-Ton Tillie. Jonathan protests that he just did it for the sex, and Ben asks if they really did it. Jonathan says, "Almost," an d the guys know that Jonathan is lying. Deborah spots Jonathan through a window and waves happily. Kelly Osbourne needs to learn to close her mouth in repose, because she looks really dumb. Jonathan rolls his eyes and says that he doesn't need his friends ragging on him. Deborah tries to wave again, and Jonathan ignores her and walks away.
Ben sits in Miss Young's class and doesn't listen to her lecture about Crime and Punishment. Ben freezetalks that he can't know if Miss Young is being nice to him because she has to, or mean to him because she's his teacher, and he wonders if he should make a move. Then he admits that he doesn't have any moves. Ben muses on how much better things will be when he's older, and starts spinning a letter to Penthouse Forum. Miss Young calls on Ben and asks if the punishment for a crime is worse than the angst of trying to avoid punishment. Ben cracks wise, and Miss Young scolds him, but then she sits on a nearby desk and stretches out her legs in front of him, totally flirting. Inappropriate! She brings up underage drinking as an example of a crime that deserves punishment, but the bell rings before she can flirt anymore, so she asks him to stay after class. Miss Young stops Ben and assigns him to detention. Ben sighs and walks out. He could not be any more Pacey. Except he's not nearly as charming as Josh Jackson.