Dino drives while his dad babbles on and on about his dreams of owning a restaurant someday. Graham Chase much? Dino freezetalks that his dad has to know what's going on, and in the process, nearly steers them into oncoming traffic. I guess the freezing doesn't work on motor vehicles.
Jonathan and Deborah make excuses to the yearbook advisor about why they didn't get any good photos at the carnival. Deborah comments that they'll have to go back tonight and take more. The yearbook advisor is like, "Whatever." Jonathan freezetalks that Deborah is driving him crazy, and that he's decided that sex is complicated.
Deborah tells Jonathan that they need to talk, and pulls him into the darkroom, where she lambastes him for being a flip-flopper. Jonathan says he doesn't know what he wants. Deborah complains that Jonathan knew what he wanted last night, and that he's not going to keep getting that if she's not his girlfriend. Because teenage girls just want a relationship and teenage guys just want sex. Aren't we past this? Deborah asks if it's because she's fat, and says she knows what people say. She adds that she has feelings, and that fooling around feels good to her too. Jonathan protests that Deborah is prettier than Jackie, and she should know how he feels about her. Deborah whines that Jonathan needs to tell her his decision by tomorrow, because it's not fair. Jonathan stammers a reply. Deborah adds that she doesn't mean just hooking up; she expects him to hold her hand and walk down the hall in front of everyone. Kelly Osbourne needs to stop shaking her pigtails around; it's distracting. Also, very few teenage girls, especially overweight ones, would have the self-confidence to deliver that ultimatum. Jonathan moves in for a kiss, and Deborah ducks it and walks out.