They go see the sister, who's played by an actress I've seen in tons of other things, none of which I can think of right now. Maybe I saw her in an episode of The X-Files, since every actor in the world has been on The X-Files. Jennifer tells "Joleen" -- who has a big old black eye -- that her sister is, in fact, a piece of work. Paige is all, "Do you know where she is? What about friends? Does she have any?" But Joleen is no help. She finally admits that she knows Vera's been stealing credit cards since high school, but that she called the cops this time because Vera finally stole Joleen's. Also, she's on PCP. "PCP? She's pregnant," Jennifer says. "Yeah, she says it helps with the nausea," Joleen drawls, and I'm going to hell because I laughed at that line. She just said it so deadpan. Anyway, Vera owed Joleen all this money, and then Vera went and decked her, and stole her credit cards and Joleen's just had enough!
Malloy Manor, which seems to also be some kind of frat-house common room for Malloy's guys, and let me tell you, if I were Janet Malloy, I would not want all these men lounging around my living room all day long. I would also be looking to have an affair with the pool boy because...well, David Paymer is a fine actor, but a raging hottie he is not. Anyway, Malloy comes in, all irritable that Eddie didn't want to indulge his stupid fantasy about being a baseball scout, and he's also annoyed that Donovan ate the last piece of pie. Donovan can't believe that Eddie was so mean to Malloy. "And then he stole my lunch money!" Malloy whines. He tells Donovan that he's never wanted to see anyone dead as much as he wants to see Eddie dead. You are the head of a crime family, and this is the thing that's gotten you the most worked up, ever? You've never been flipped, you've never had anything stolen from you, you've seen your brother whacked, nobody's ever fucked your girlfriend? Dude, Jonah, you need to get out more. Enter Roy, who realizes that he's sort of interrupting something, but Malloy says he isn't and just stomps off to play with his chemistry set and dream of revenge. Donovan asks Roy where he was, and Roy intimates that he was getting laid. "Got any more of that pie?" he wonders. Donovan snaps that they don't, and suggests that Roy go get some. Roy wonders what crawled up Donovan's butt, and Donovan is all, "You seem to be forgetting your place in the food chain awfully quick. Know what I mean?" And I have a confession to make. I think Donovan is kind of hot. There, I said it. Don't judge me. Roy sits down and thoughtfully eats a banana, asking who's taking over Dead Charlie's book. Donovan is all, "See? You don't even listen to me." Roy yelps that it's business, and that he can do it. "Leon's taking it," Donovan tells him. "Seniority." And Roy is all, but Leon has nine fingers and a speech impediment and I am so pretty! Donovan tells him to shut it.