So, let's count up the marriages inspired by this show...hmmm, zero. What a surprise. You know, maybe televised desperation isn't the best foundation for a healthy relationship. I'm certainly shocked.
Since I wanted a pithy quote to sum up how it feels to be free of this show, I scoured Bartlett's for some freedom quotations -- but the best I could come up with comes courtesy of the Soup Dragons: "I'm free, to do what I want, any old time."
Thanks for reading, everyone -- now, for god's sake, get some sun.