First up, Karen's choice. One of the camera angles points out that Bob is roughly twice her size. She says he seems like a kind man and she wishes they could get to know each other better (this after pointing out that she and Kurt don't really know anything about each other). She neglects to mention that Bob is about twice as old as her ideal man. She chooses Kurt.

Sissie's turn, and I can't see why they even bothered with this one, since Terry was in fact encouraging her to pick Brent, which she does, and Terry and Brent do a manly handshake and everything.

Naturally, Cecile goes last, since this is so dramatic and everything, also evidenced by the annoying music, which starts to swell. Cecile says that Original Tim made it clear he no longer wants to be here. Uh, point of order, Cecile; I think Tim made it clear that he's not interested in your psycho ass. She blah blahs that people shouldn't force themselves to have feelings they don't have, which one could argue is pretty much the premise of this show. She picks Swishy Tim and says she appreciated his poem, as though she wouldn't have chosen him even if his plea consisted of lighting his own farts.

Santagati asks Tim all serious if he has anything to say to Cecile. He mumbles an apology and says he had a good time with her and does a generally good job of trying to appear contrite instead of thrilled to be almost done with this freak show.

The plea-less Andrea and Rebekah choose to stay with Kristian and Jason, respectively. Santagati banishes the other men, then addresses the five couples and says, "There's some new relationships," when there is in fact only one new relationship, and then the voice-over kicks in with the annoying-because-it's- not-at-all-true statement about the couples having another week to get to know each other.

Next time: Meet the new Tim, same as the old Tim, as Cecile says in an interview that "Tim continues to dig a hole for himself every time he opens his mouth." Someone says something about not trying to steal someone else's woman; Kristian looks like he'd really like to know what a guy has to do to get his ass dumped. More of the same from Sissie and Brent. We're through the looking glass, here, people.