Troy asks the women some dumb question about what kind of dumb Alaskan date the women would take the men on, giving Rebekah the chance to be her regular annoying fake "real" self, as she explains they'd eat moose that she herself hunted by a fire made with wood that she herself "caught," and everyone busts on her for the "caught the wood" comment. Terry asks why some of the women kept the same Man on Ice all the way through (this would be Karen, Sissie, and Andrea) instead of trying to meet as many of the men as possible. God, I hope Andrea doesn't answer, because of three of them, she's clearly the most deluded -- oh, shit, there she goes. She explains that she decided to do something she's never done: "I'm going to allow myself to see something through to the end." I really don't know what to say about Andrea. I don't. I think she desperately wants to see herself as a strong woman who, with her partner Kristian, can work through any obstacle to a loving relationship. Someone, for the love of god, PLEASE clue her in to the fact that Kristian is the obstacle to love in this case. She blah blahs about having to make tough decisions when it came to Kristian and her because, she says, he was uncertain about any kind of future for them. Good god almighty. Since I speak Guy a whole lot better than I understand Girl, let me explain, Andrea. If a guy actually comes out and tells you he doesn't think you have a future together, it means he doesn't want a future with you, but he's willing to have sex with you for as long as you let him, which will be until you figure out you won't change his mind.
Commercials, thank god. I need a beer. You know, I'd go almost anywhere for beer, do anything for beer. Real beer, true beer, pure beer, yeah. Absolutely.
Orange County's on DVD already? Wasn't that just in theatres last week?
Brent and Kristian are alone in the hot tub together, with candles everywhere for some reason. Kristian is explaining yet again that he and Andrea will probably keep in touch, but he doesn't think it'll be a long-term relationship. In an interview, Patrick says that Andrea and Kristian don't really seem to have anything going on. Bob said the same thing earlier this episode. Jason said so a while back. I wonder how Andrea feels now, watching these clips back home, where Kristian is nowhere to be found? "Having a good time," Kristian tells Brent in the hot tub. Then he leaves to hoof it over to the Northern Light, and they flash the "mature subject matter" thing on the screen again, which we all by now know warrants a big ol' "as if!" Andrea and Patrick are talking and playing pool, and talking about what Andrea said earlier about it being a tough call between him and Kristian. But because Kristian came to collect her, Andrea annoyingly salutes Patrick and heads off doing this incredibly irritating dance thing as everybody says goodbye, and somebody theatrically yells, "Andrea! We love you!" and she's blowing kisses; meanwhile Kristian is all "let's go!" fast-walking out the door. It's 11:15 PM.