Team Pink, having had many drinks and meats and cheeses and things, is waiting for a plane. "All this partying is strategic," says Joe. Mmm-hmm. The Russian lady plays the spoons. Their camera-lady does as well. Voice-Over Guy says that if they do, in fact, get on the plane, they'll be first. If, if, if.

Tami and Celeste are on the train, which has stopped. They have been stopped for nine hours. Tami says that her mother is ahead of her now, along with her dead grandmother. As soon as your dead grandmother stops spinning in her grave, I hope she comes back to slap you, Tami, for invoking her name for this hokey-as-shit show. They drink. Tami slurs, "Dos-ve-freaking-danya." She repeats the phrase. No one else cracks up. Not even her dead grandmother.

Lando and Calrissian de-train in Vladivostok, at the Pacific Coast. Next, they want to get on a cruise ship.

Joe blathers that he doesn't think Team Empire has enough money to get on a plane, so Calrissian and Lando are in a great position. If, in fact, they get on the plane. If!

Calrissian begs to be let on the cruise ship. She says she'll make beds or clean rooms. Please. Please? Pretty please?

After saying that they have "a verbal agreement" for a reduced plane ticket, Joe asks a heavily made-up Russian lady -- Vera -- whether they're going to win. Vera. Vera? Girrrl-friend? Answer the gay New Yorker! I think she's drunk.

Calrissian begs and begs the cruise-ship people, again, some more. Lando sings, Calrissian can dance. Anything!

Courtland wants to get the tickets. Oleg looks at them like he's about to kill them.

Lando is put on the spot. Sing. Sing, damn you!

"Joe and Courtland are at their airport moment of truth." Hee! Voice-Over Guy is slaying me. Lando is singing to the cruise-ship people, who giggle into their hands. They give. Okay, you're on! Oleg tells Courtland to get another $200 to get on the plane. Team Empire boards the ship, hooting and hollering. Then, the members of Team Pink get their passports checked, kiss their Russians goodbye, and get on the plane.

Calrissian gloats, "We have food, we have beds...do you hear me, Tami and Celeste? We got these, these are ours, for free. We have men, and showers, and you know we're going to get to Tokyo and get airline tickets for free." Some singer-songwriter guy weakly wails that "oh, oh, yeah, sing out, yeah, everything's not lost!" Except for Tami and Celeste.