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Lost Season 6: The DVD Review - We go inside the Lost epilogue, as well as the extras on the Season 6 DVD, to see if we can find any answers.

12.26.2014 N/A

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6-17
Recap

I Once Was Lost, But Now Am Found

The End - Right, like I'm gonna put a blurb here and spoil the Lost finale on the home page. Instant Dharma's not getting me, dude.

05.23.2010
06.01.2010
A

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6-16
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We’re Very Close To The End, Hugo

What They Died For - First: do no harm. Second: don't drink that, Jack! Third: WTF?

05.18.2010
05.24.2010
A

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6-15
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CJ Cregg Bested By Bai Ling

Across The Sea - CJ Cregg is "mother" to Jacob and "Esau." Things "happen." They're "important." We've looked into the eye of the island, and what we "saw" was... boring.

05.11.2010
05.17.2010
C

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6-14
Recap

The Island's Done With Who, Now?

The Candidate - Yeah well, Cindy McLennan is way done with the island. Okay, not really. But there are fan ninjas in her shrubs, ready to take her out if she spoils people on the TWoP home page, so hurry up and click that "Read More" link. Would ya?

05.04.2010
05.11.2010
A+

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Jin Kwon: Secrets (Kind of)

The Daniel Dae Kim Interview - We talk to Lost's Daniel Dae Kim about the end of the series, the anti-climactic Jin and Sun reunion, and Sayid Jarrah: Human Jukebox.

12.26.2014
05.04.2010
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6-13
Recap

You Don't Know Jack

The Last Recruit - Faucke sends Sayid to kill Des. Des tries to talk sense into him. Jack talks with Faucke, and gets all faucked up. Or does he?

04.20.2010
04.27.2010
B+

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6-12
Recap

Well, Well

Everybody Loves Hugo - In the Sideways, Hurley meets up with Libby. Islandways, Ilana meets her fiery end, and the Jacobites arrive at Camp Faucke. And Desmond? Well...

04.13.2010
04.20.2010
A+

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6-11
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Ob La Di, Ob La Da Life Goes On, Brothah

Happily Ever After - Desmond is our oh-so-special sno-ow flake. Penny is the half-sister of Dan. Desmond loves Penny so much she makes him faint, which happens right after he takes her by the hand...

04.06.2010
04.13.2010
A+

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6-10
Recap

Nice Package

The Package - Sideways: Jin and Sun are together, but not married. Islandways: Jin and Sun are married, but not together. Always: More questions than answers. Now-ways: Guess who's locked in that room?

03.30.2010
04.05.2010
B

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6-9
Recap

Is Richard Alpert... Myth-taken?

Ab Aeterno - When Ilana and the Beach Crew ask Richard what to do next, he laughs because he'd like to tell them to go Hell, yet they're already there. Or maybe that's just us.

03.23.2010
03.30.2010
A+

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6-8
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Both Ends Against The Middle

Recon - Sawyer's a con man. Ford is a cop. Kate's on the run. She'll never stop. Miles is James' partner. Charlotte's in James' bed. Sayid is still broken. Claire wants Kate dead. Widmore and Faucke aren't on the same side, but they'd better not harm James' hairless hide.

03.16.2010
03.22.2010
B

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6-7
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Ben, You're Always Running Here and There

Dr. Linus - Ben, you're always running here and there. You feel you're not wanted anywhere. You're scamming to and fro', betraying every Joe, yet Ilana told you so -- you've got a place to go.

03.09.2010
03.16.2010
A

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6-6
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Sayid Jarrah And The Falling Star

Sundown - Every time Sayid thinks he's out, they pull him back in. In every reality. Also? EEK!

03.02.2010
03.08.2010
A+

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6-5
Recap

The Mirror of Erised

Lighthouse - 'Twas ep. 108 when we first found the lighthouse. Not a creature got answers, 'cause Darlton's a louse. Hurley and Jack set out old school, with care, in hopes that old Jacob soon would be there. But 'twas in L.A. that my poor heart did shatter. They waxed Foxy's chest! Can aught else matter?

02.23.2010
03.01.2010
B+

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6-4
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Locke 3 Times on the Ceiling if You Want Me

Substitute - While Dead Locke is still dead, Peg Bundy and Live Locke plan to wed. Faux-Locke screws with Sawyer's head, but it's those damned numbers that make him see red!

02.16.2010
02.22.2010
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6-3
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Kate Does What She Does When She Does

What Kate Does - On Craphole poor Katie is pining for James, who's pining for Juliet (who died; what a shame). In L.A., Kate's bonding with Claire whose adoption plans fall through. One never knows what Miss Kate will do.

02.09.2010
02.16.2010
B-

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6-2
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Double Your Fun

LA X, Part II - The island's no more. The Others are gone. They'll never torture Sawyer, Kate, Jack and John. The gang's in L.A., each going his way. There's no need to keep Old Smokey at bay. But how can that be? The island's right there, and on it, still suffering, are our old friends dear. The plan worked and didn't. And what happened... did not. Oh, Darlton, you are such a bad robot!

02.02.2010
02.08.2010
A

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6-1
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Double Your Pleasure

LA X, Part I - They're back on the island. They're back in the plane. They've crashed, but they haven't. I'm going insane.

02.02.2010
02.08.2010
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3-22
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The End. With Questions.

Through The Looking Glass - The mega season finale leaves almost as many questions as answers. Are the Lostaways finally rescued? And who is rescuing them if it's not Penny? Will Desmond be able to warn them in time? Is Charlie really dead? Is Jack really that fugly with a beard?

05.22.2007
05.28.2007
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3-21
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Footprints

Greatest Hits - Having a best friend who looks just like Jesus must be hard for Charlie, especially when that same friend tells you that you have to die in order to save everyone else from their eternal suffering. I mean, he would know from self-sacrifice, right?

05.15.2007
05.20.2007
B+

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3-20
Recap

Check The Expiration Date!

The Man Behind The Curtain - When Locke and Ben head off on their journey to meet the mysterious Jacob, Ben reveals that he is a very bad shrimp.

05.08.2007
05.14.2007
B+

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3-19
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Paging Dr. Freud

The Brig - Locke is told to kill his Bad Dad by Ben as a test, but he is not man enough and passes the job on to Sawyer. With his magically improved sex life, Sawyer definitely has cojones enough for the job.

05.01.2007
05.07.2007
B

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3-18
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What To Expect When You're Expecting Trouble

D.O.C. - Sun and Juliet trek through the jungle to determine the date of conception of Sun's baby in the medical station. No handcuffs, no mud wrestling, just uncomfortable conversation about sperm counts, affairs, and Island sex lives. Boring! Until Juliet reports back to Ben that Sun is pregnant and that she will find out about Austen soon. And that she hates him. So dramatic, baby!

04.24.2007
04.30.2007
B+

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3-17
Recap

Monks Gone Wild!

Catch-22 - A near-shirtless Desmond leads a trusted brigade of acolytes into the jungle to rescue a downed pilot. Just like Black Hawk Down but with more sex!

04.17.2007
04.23.2007
C+

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3-16
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Desperately Seeking Some Answers

One Of Us - Juliet joins the crew at Camp Lostaway as it is revealed that she desperately wants to get off the Island, desperately needs to see her sister, and desperately needs a shower.

04.10.2007
04.16.2007
B+

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3-15
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Hot Girl-on-Girl Action

Left Behind - When Kate and Juliet get gassed and handcuffed together in the woods, wacky hijinks are sure to ensue. But a cat fight? With a mud puddle? And a wet t-shirt contest? Not in my wildest dreams could I have imagined this.

04.03.2007
04.09.2007
B-

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3-14
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Diamonds Are A Girl's Best Friend

Exposé - The beach is back in this episode as Nikki and Paolo guest-star as diamond thieves who end up double-crossing each other -- to death.

03.27.2007
04.02.2007
C+

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3-13
Recap

Magic Is Afoot!

The Man From Tallahassee - Kate and Sayid are captured in their attempt to rescue Jack from the Others. Jack doesn't need to be rescued though because he is leaving in the morning on the submarine! Meanwhile Ben is busy telling his new best friend Locke all about the Island's Magic Box.

03.20.2007
03.27.2007
B

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3-12
Recap

Flippin' The Bird

Par Avion - Claire hatches a new plan to get rescued from the Island while Jack's rescue party is still playing Stanley in Africa.

03.13.2007
03.20.2007
B+

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3-11
Recap

Locke and Load

Enter 77 - Sayid, Kate, and Locke find another station in the jungle.

03.06.2007
03.13.2007
B-

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3-10
Recap

It's Miller Time!

Tricia Tanaka Is Dead - Hurley and the boys bond over a few beers around a broken-down van while Kate sets out to get Jack back.

02.27.2007
03.04.2007
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3-9
Recap

Leaving your mark

Stranger In A Strange Land - Jack's tattoo is explained, as Kate and Sawyer bicker about who gets custody of Carl. Jack swings a deal with a still-invalid Ben to save Juliet from execution for killing Danny.

02.20.2007
02.26.2007
C

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3-8
Recap

It's Time To Switch To Whisky, We've Been Drinking Beer All Night

Flashes Before Your Eyes - It's Desmond in an almost all-flashback spectacular, with people getting hit by cricket bats and crushed to death under collapsing scaffolding, and hot roasted chestnuts, and adorable Cockney accents, all of which teach Desmond that if the universe wants Charlie to die? Charlie's gonna die.

02.13.2007
02.19.2007
C-

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3-7
Recap

Friendly Fire

Not In Portland - Jack's withholding-surgery plan works, as Ben apparently gives in and orders Juliet to help Sawyer and Kate get off the island. Through flashbacks, we learn that she's a prisoner on Craphole Island too, and she's willing to pump a gun full of bullets in Danny's chest to help Sawyer and Kate escape

02.06.2007
02.12.2007
B+

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3-6
Recap

First Do Not That Much Harm

I Do - Jack says he won't do Ben's surgery, but after seeing Sawyer and Kate in post-coital bliss, he says he will -- because he's got a plan! A plan to get Kate to safety, and far away from the naked slopey shoulders of a southern con artist.

11.07.2006
11.12.2006
B+

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3-5
Recap

Oh, thou shalt NOT kill. Right. Got it.

The Cost Of Living - A wounded, exhausted Eko heads out into the jungle chasing hallucinations of his brother. Interspersed are flashbacks of Eko taking over Yemi's church -- with fatal results!

10.31.2006
11.06.2006
C-

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3-4
Recap

No Man Is an Island

Every Man For Himself - Sawyer's bent on making a nuisance of himself, so the Others stage an elaborate con in order to get him to behave, instead of just chopping off a finger or something. Flashbacks reveal that Sawyer's got a daughter, and also -- you'll never believe this -- a heart of gold.

10.24.2006
10.30.2006
B-

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3-3
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The drugs are working

Further Instructions - Locke builds a sweat lodge and takes some drugs (oh, sure, but if Charlie tried that, he'd freak) and gets the bright idea to go looking for Eko, who's been dragged to a polar bear cave, presumably to be eaten.

10.17.2006
10.23.2006
B-

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3-2
Recap

Gone out the window

The Glass Ballerina - Jae wants Sun to leave Jin, but she won't, and when Sun's dad finds out about the affair, he makes up a story about Jae stealing and sends Jin to kill him. Jin can't, but Jae winds up splattered all over his windshield anyway. Kate and Sawyer break rocks in a chain gang, and Ben offers Jack a chance to go home -- to a topsy-turvy world in which the Red Sox are World Series champs.

10.10.2006
10.16.2006
B

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3-1
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Jack On Crack

A Tale Of Two Cities - Kate showers and dresses, Jack obsesses, and Sawyer proves himself dumber than your average bear. Let's be charitable and say the third-season opener is long on setup, instead of short on plot.

10.03.2006
10.09.2006
C-

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2-23
Recap

If you don't know Des by now, you will never, never, never know him.

Live Together, Die Alone - Desmond's back, and Locke enlists his help to find out what happens when the timer finally runs out. Oddly, Desmond forgets that he actually knows. Michael's secret is blown -- and the Lostaways still manage to get themselves kidnapped.

05.23.2006
05.29.2006
B

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2-22
Recap

The less-than-fantastic four

Three Minutes - Michael wants to lead a crack team of four and only four other Lostaways to get his son back. Sayid's the only one with enough brains to figure out Michael's leading them into a trap.

05.16.2006
05.22.2006
C+

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2-21
Recap

It's hard out here for a gimp

? - We find a hatch that's full of mystery, and Eko and Locke watch a film called Orientation. It's not a clip show, I don't think. But pretty soon the "new hatch!" crutch for sustaining interest is going to get old. Also, Ana-Lucia is dead, and Libby is dying. And no one knows Michael did it.

05.09.2006
05.15.2006
B+

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2-20
Recap

So glad to have you back, Michael

Two For The Road - Ana-Lucia screws Sawyer so she can get his gun, but then stunningly is unable to execute a man who assaulted her. This is called character development. And then Michael kills her.

05.02.2006
05.08.2006
B

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2-19
Recap

Make sure your sign doesn't read

S.O.S. - Bernard bullies everyone on the island to help him save his wife. He will do anything for her, including spending thousands of dollars to to see a faith healer who doesn't fix Rose. But the island does, because it fixes everything but Shannon's asthma.

04.11.2006
04.15.2006
C+

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2-18
Recap

This is the Dave I know

Dave - Hurley sees an old friend from the asylum; clearly, he's hallucinating -- and as we examine his relationship with Dave back in the institution, it becomes clear pretty quickly that he was hallucinating then too. He might have been too busy hallucinating to notice that Libby was in the institution with him. Or maybe this is ALL IN HIS HEAD.

04.04.2006
04.10.2006
C+

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2-17
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During the Locke-down, John needs a little Gale force

Lockdown - Locke gets sealed up in the hatch with Henry and catches a little glimpse of an island map, visible only under black light. Sayid's found Henry's grave, only by "Henry's grave," I mean that a guy named Henry didn't DIG the grave; a guy named Henry is IN the grave.

03.28.2006
04.03.2006
C+

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2-16
Recap

All change, she's having a baby

The Whole Truth - Sun takes a pregnancy test. It's positive. Which is possibly negative. Because she's positive that Jin's ability to father children is negative. And this episode finally answers the question: Is Henry an Other? Or, at least, it asks it for maybe the last time? Oh, who are we kidding.

03.21.2006
03.27.2006
C

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2-15
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Sisters are screwing it up for themselves

Maternity Leave - Claire, Rousseau, and Kate go running across the island in search of medicine for Aaron, the first baby ever to get sick. Meanwhile, Claire flashes back to when she was Ethan's captive and high all the time and prepared to give Aaron up. And Rousseau's supposed to be more good than crazy now, I guess, thanks to the female bonding going, like a movie that should probably have Shirley MacLaine and Winona Ryder in it or something.

02.28.2006
03.06.2006
B+

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2-14
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In torture we trust

One Of Them - For anyone who thought it was weird that a soldier in Saddam Hussein's Republican Guard somehow acquired torturing skills, this episode addresses that burning question: it was the U.S. Army who gave them to him. Naturally. Sayid puts his American know-how to the test against a suspected Other, captured by Rousseau.

02.14.2006
02.20.2006
C+

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2-13
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Power play

The Long Con - The flashbacks are all about Sawyer being a con artist bastard manipulating people to get what he wants, and then I guess we're supposed to be surprised when back on Craphole Island he turns out to be a con artist bastard manipulating people to get what he wants.

02.07.2006
02.13.2006
B

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2-12
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Baptism by liar

Fire + Water - Charlie's having freaky visions about Aaron being in mortal peril, so, after consulting with the gang lord posing as priest, he figures the solution is steal the baby from his mother for an Archie Bunker-style stealth baptism.

01.24.2006
01.30.2006
D+

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2-11
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Michael's Got a Gun

The Hunting Party - And he's going after Walt, dammit! And you can't stop him! You also can't find him, as Jack, Locke, and Sawyer quickly learn. They also learn that the Others are a bunch of hairy hillbillies with guns and they don't take kindly to strangers. Ultimately, Jack decides to see how kindly they take to a makeshift army of Lostaways. My guess is that they won't be too fond of that either.

01.17.2006
01.23.2006
B-

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2-10
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The Lord is my Shephard

The 23rd Psalm - Charlie and Eko go on a hike to find the drug plane, since Eko might know a thing or two about it. If you're already carrying around a blood-spattered stick, and Charlie makes it back after going hiking with you, you are a stronger man than I am.

01.10.2006
01.16.2006
B+

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2-9
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I can't allow you to do that, Michael

What Kate Did - Kate's Jerry Springer archetype stepdad gets blowed up real good, which is what sent her down her life of running from the law and killing people for little toy airplanes.

11.29.2005
12.05.2005
B

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2-8
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Good…bad…Ana's the one with the gun

Collision - Ana-Lucia flashes back to her days as one of L.A.'s finest, and a lapse in judgment costs her her unborn baby. Amazingly, despite a tragic backstory, she remains largely unsympathetic.

11.22.2005
11.29.2005
C

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2-7
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Get your hands off my chicken

The Other 48 Days - The first month and a half for the Tailaways. It's a lot quicker and yet a lot more slow-motion-y. Just like they did with the Lostaways, the Others infiltrated them. Just like the Lostaways, the Tailaways debated whether to stay on the beach or move inland. Bonus: we get to see Shannon shot again!

11.15.2005
11.21.2005
C+

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2-6
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Shannon's death, take two

Abandoned - Shannon and Sayid get down to business, and then Shannon, in her nth attempt to prove how useful she is, runs right into a bullet.

11.08.2005
11.14.2005
B

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2-5
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It don't mean a thing if Sun ain't got that ring

…And Found - Sun loses her wedding ring. Better hope Jin doesn't find out! Maybe next week, Jin can attempt to do the laundry -- and turn everything pink!

10.18.2005
10.23.2005
C

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2-4
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Dyno-mite!

Everybody Hates Hugo - Hurley's wary of the problems the hatch-hole food will cause, so he's prepared to blow it all up. Fortunately, his insanity doesn't last long.

10.11.2005
10.17.2005
B-

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2-3
Recap

The petty details of so-and-so's life

Orientation - Desmond initiates the Lostaways in the ways of the hatch, specifically, the timer and the alarm and entering the code. As to what happens otherwise, or why, or what any of this means, well, we're going to have to wait a few more episodes (or maybe seasons).

10.04.2005
10.10.2005
B

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2-2
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Way down in the hole

Adrift - When you walk through the jungle, better watch your back. Well, I beg your pardon, walk the straight and narrow track. If you walk with Desmond, he's gonna save your soul. You gotta keep the devil way down in the hole.

09.27.2005
10.03.2005
B-

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2-1
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Desmond's got a gun

Man Of Science, Man Of Faith - We finally, FINALLY get into the hatch. Who's inside? Why, someone Jack knows! I mean, we've never seen this guy before tonight, but still: Dun dun DUN!

09.20.2005
09.26.2005
B+

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1-24
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I was blown up by a pirate ship

Exodus, Part II - Now say that while pulling at the corners of your mouth with your index fingers. Arse blows up, as does the hatch, but we don't get to see what's inside. The rafters meet another boat, but instead of rescuing the lostaways, the boaters kidnap Walt, shoot Sawyer and blow up the raft. That could have gone better, eh?

05.24.2005
05.30.2005
B

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1-23
Recap

Arzt and rafts

Exodus, Part I - The raft finally launches, noted crazywoman Rousseau leads an expedition to Black Rock, which turns out to be a ship, and the others are coming, the others are coming.

05.17.2005
05.23.2005
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1-22
Recap

Hey! Kate! I got a new complaint!

Born To Run - Kate's the first lostaway to get her third flashback episode, and we learn more about the man she loved, the man she killed (albeit not directly or intentionally). All I want to know is, when is Art the Sarcastic Science Teacher going to get his own episode?

05.10.2005
05.16.2005
N/A

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1-21
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Putting The "Fun" Back In "Funeral"

The Greater Good - Jack and Locke have a fight at Boone's funeral, and Jack reveals to everyone present that Locke lied to him about Boone's accident. This makes Shannon think that Locke murdered Boone. When Sayid doesn't kill Locke for her, she tries to take matters into her own hands. She fails, of course, because she's useless.

05.03.2005
05.07.2005
B-

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1-20
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Stop me if you think that you've heard this one before

The Journey - ABC graciously airs an illuminating hour-long synopsis of the season up until this point, going over key points for longtime viewers and helping new viewers get up to speed. Or they threw together a hour's worth of "previously on Lost" scenes in a transparent attempt to mollify fans annoyed at scheduling irregularities, as well as making some easy advertising money. Any way you want it, that's the way you need it.

04.26.2005
05.02.2005
N/A

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1-20
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The anvil of life

Do No Harm - Claire has her baby, delivered by Kate, while Jack does everything in his power to save Boone, because Jack has trouble letting go of things. Yes, even of Boone.

04.05.2005
04.11.2005
B

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1-19
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Immaculate misconception

Deus Ex Machina - Locke meets his mother, who gave him up for adoption years ago. We hear a lot about fate and things that are meant to be, which turn out to be garbage when Locke loses a kidney to his deadbeat dad. Boone gets hurt, and a light turns on in the hatch.

03.29.2005
04.04.2005
B+

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1-18
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The hand that Lockes the cradle

Numbers - Hurley finds numbers among Crazy Rousseau's scribbled notes, the same numbers he used to win the lottery but have brought nothing but bad luck ever since. He sets out to find Crazy Rousseau, and Sayid, Jack, and Charlie follow. The bad luck continues, evidenced by Charlie not getting killed.

03.01.2005
03.07.2005
B+

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1-17
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Married people never talk anymore

…In Translation - Jin learns that Sun can speak English. In turn, she learns…nothing about Jin. Because, as we established, married people never talk anymore.

02.22.2005
02.27.2005
B

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1-16
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"Fancy thinking the Beast…"

Outlaws - "…was something you could hunt and kill!" Sawyer tries anyway, hunting a boar that's haunting him.

02.15.2005
02.20.2005
B

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1-15
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Clarify me, Claire

Homecoming - Claire comes back, but doesn't remember Ethan or an abduction or even the plane crash. The castaways lure Ethan into a trap and catch him with the hopes of getting some answers from him, but Charlie ruins that by blowing Ethan away, Bronson-style.

02.08.2005
02.14.2005
B-

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1-14
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Dear Diary: Aaaaiiiieeeee!

Special - Turns out Mercutio actually wanted to be a good father, but his girlfriend took Walt away, and then he got hit by a car, and now here we are. Walt's different, according to a couple of people, but it's still vague as to how. He's not so special that he can't save himself from a computer-generated polar bear, though.

01.18.2005
01.24.2005
B

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1-13
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Pure guava

Hearts And Minds - Boone wants to let Shannon in on the secret of the hatch -- not that there's anything to tell, yet. So Locke ties Boone and Shannon up, and then Lostzilla eats Shannon. Only NOT REALLY.

01.11.2005
01.17.2005
B-

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1-12
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Pulp friction

Whatever the Case May Be - We get more of Kate's rootin', tootin', bank-robbin' backstory this episode, as she lies her way to getting back something that belonged to a man she loved -- and KILLED. And Shannon whines because Boone calls her useless. Truth hurts.

01.04.2005
01.10.2005
C-

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1-11
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There's Nothing Autoerotic About Autoerotic Asphyxiation

All The Best Cowboys Have Daddy Issues - It's Role Reversal Week on Craphole Island! Once Kate was useless; now she's a trained tracker. Once Locke was a crazy-eyed loon; now he's the calm voice of reason. Once Jack was a level-headed leader; now he plunges headlong into danger, risking the lives of others. Once Boone was God's Friggin' Gift to Humanity; now he's God's Friggin' Gift to Wedding Planning. And, finally, once Charlie was alive; now he's dead. Oh wait, now he's alive again.

12.07.2004
12.12.2004
D+

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1-10
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I Can See How Ugly She'll Be When She's Old (The Psychic's Lament)

Raised By Another - Hurley is actually Hugo. Ethan is actually evil. Sawyer is actually helpful. The caves are actually the Rape Caves. And Thomas Kinkade is actually a crappy painter.

11.30.2004
12.06.2004
A

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1-9
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Drivin' Your Green With My Three-Iron of Love

Solitary - Sayid, on a trek to map the island, is caught in a snare, imprisoned, and tortured. He flashes back to his time spent as an interrogator in Iraq's Republican Guard. He meets Rousseau, steals her maps of the island, tries to convince her to join the castaways, and eventually ends up wandering in the jungle, terrified, as voices swirl around him. Meanwhile, everyone else plays golf. Dan Kwa wrote this recap in an hour flat, which means he had no damn time to write a clever Show Index Description, and instead cut and pasted the recaplet.

11.16.2004
11.21.2004
B

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1-8
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Just Because My Words Were Lies (Doesn't Mean My Love Weren't True)

Confidence Man - Kate knows that you attract more flies with honey than you do with vinegar. But Sawyer knows that what attracts the most flies of all is bullshit.

11.09.2004
11.13.2004
B-

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1-7
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Digging in the dirt

The Moth - Jack's trapped in a cave-in. Getting him out has the double benefit of making Kate love him more and helping Charlie kick heroin. Sayid gets knocked out by someone. Also, if you watch really closely, you might see a moth or two, but it's quite subtle.

11.02.2004
11.08.2004
C-

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1-6
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That Girl From Pyongyang (Unfurled My Long Wang)

House Of The Rising Sun - This week's overly complicated backstory: Jin worked as an enforcer for Sun's father in Koreastralia. Sun almost left him for good at the Sydney airport, but gave him one more chance. Now she's stuck on an island with a bunch of people who don't know she speaks English. Meanwhile, Charlie gets stung by bees, Jack and Kate strip down, Michael gets beat up, and those two desiccated corpses just pretty much lie there.

10.26.2004
10.30.2004
B-

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1-5
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Drink Deep Of My Sparkling Stream

White Rabbit - I guess you were watching Game Seven of the ALCS, huh? Me too. Turns out you missed the most blah episode of Lost yet, as Jack stumbles through the jungle searching for a hallucination of his dead father. His vision quest or whatever takes him to a cave and a freshwater stream. It's a metaphor. For leadership. Or maybe acceptance of death. Hard to say.

10.19.2004
10.25.2004
C-

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1-4
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I Wanna Touch You Outback

Walkabout - Before the crash, Locke was a sad phone-sex addict who worked at Initech and used a wheelchair. Now he's a virile knife-thrower who can face a monster and drag a dead boar all the way to the beach. Plane crashes: Your ticket to a Brand New You!

10.12.2004
10.17.2004
B

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1-3
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Baby, Let Me Clean Your Slate (Until It Can't Get Any Cleaner)

Tabula Rasa - Through extensive flashbacks to Olde Australia, we learn that...well, we learn that Kate got caught by Marshal Shrap, and she has a heart of gold, both of which we already knew. No one feels it necessary to tell us what crime she actually committed.

10.05.2004
10.10.2004
C+

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1-2
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The Second Time Is Always the Sweetest Time (For Rammin')

Pilot, Part II - "Guys, where are we?" Charlie asks, and though in this second episode -- significantly better than the first -- we don't learn the answer to that question, we do learn a few things. The island has a polar bear and a radio transmitter, and the radio transmitter has been broadcasting the same SOS for 16 years. Kate was a prisoner being transported back to the States by a Federal marshal. Charlie's ridin' the horse, and Sayid was in the Republican Guard. Sawyer is an ass-kicker. Claire's baby is a belly-kicker. Walt has a dog. And Locke has a secret.

09.28.2004
10.04.2004
A

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1-1
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Sucked In

Pilot, Part I - Yes, there's been a plane crash. Yes, forty-eight people survived and have fetched up on the shore of an uncharted desert isle. Yes, Matthew Fox plays a brave and resourceful doctor who also has had some flying lessons. Yes, there's also a cowardly bassist, a reclusive Korean, a helpful lifeguard, a poor-spelling fat person, a pregnant skinny person, a protective father, and a bitchy bitch. And a dog. Yes, there are some extraneous casualties: a guy gets sucked into a jet engine, and the pilot of the plane gets killed by some kind of clanking, growling monster in the jungle. But no, thanks for asking, Dan Kwa hasn't ever watched Felicity or Alias, so he doesn't know what the hell you're talking about.

09.21.2004
09.27.2004
B

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