Lost
Lost

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Jack On Crack

So that leaves just Sawyer, who wakes up outdoors in some sort of cage. He looks around, at the building and Dharma logo-stamped canopy and P.A. speakers -- it looks very much like an abandoned zoo. Across from Sawyer is another cage, with someone sitting in it, his back to Sawyer. "Hey!" Sawyer hisses. "Where are we?" There's no response, so he snarls something sarcastic about the other guy not talking because he's got something better to do. Sawyer's been awake twenty seconds and has already managed to alienate the only other person around.

So he looks around his cage, and sees a large red button with a graphic of a knife and fork on it, over top of a little chute and a pipe, for water presumably. Nearby is some sort of foot pedal underneath some kind of lever. Sawyer puts on his best stink-eye and pushes the red button. No food comes out, but from a speaker above the button a recorded voice says "warning." Scowling, he tries again. This time a buzzer sounds in addition to the "warning." Displaying less learned behaviour than Pavlov's dogs, Sawyer's all set to push the button again, when the dude in the other cage says, "I wouldn't do that." "Want your advice I'll ask for it," snarls Sawyer, who pushes the button and is zapped with a shock powerful enough to send him flying backwards, smacking into the bars. I like the new season already! "Son of a bitch!" he yells, writhing on the ground, earning a "told you" from the other guy. Don't take it personally, guy. He never listens to anybody.

Back in Jack's prison, Jack decides to yank one of the chains hanging from the ceiling, which looks to be run through some sort of pulley system. He heaves on it as hard as he can, but it doesn't do anything except make a whole lot of noise. I guess he figures that that's better than nothing, because he keeps yanking, until someone tells him to stop it. On the other side of the force-field (I can still pretend) enters the Stephen King fan. "Hi, Jack. I'm Juliet." So "I'm Juliet" is the act break, huh? Maybe if we keep watching we'll find out her last name!

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