By the way: We've gotten no Jin and Sun this episode, and in fact have barely seen them in the last couple of weeks, which is a shame because they're my favorite characters to recap. We had brunch this morning with our friend Denny, who speaks Korean, who asked me how the recaps are going. Well, actually, what he said was, "How's the misquoting me going?" I said it was all coming to end this week, sadly, and he completely failed to act disappointed in any way. I think he's just a little overwhelmed by the rigors of fame: tourists stopping him on the street to translate not just Korean but any foreign language; getting propositioned by complete strangers; daily death threats from the Korean Overseas Information Service. It can be tough to adapt to celebrity life for someone who previously was a mild-mannered friend of mine who just happens to speak Korean. Oh well, Denny: back into anonymity!
Hot On the Trail. Boone, God's Friggin' Gift to Humanity reveals that in the real world, his mom is a wedding-planning mogul -- "the Martha Stewart of matrimony" -- and he runs one of her subsidiary companies. He also doesn't mention what Shannon does, but surely she's the company's VP of consumer relations. "It's gonna start raining in one minute," Locke says, and tells Boone, God's Friggin' Gift to Humanity he should head back. He refuses. "I admire your courage," Locke says. It starts pouring, and I counted: it's only been twenty sugar plum fairies since Locke said it would rain in a minute. "They teach you how to predict the weather at a box company?" yells Boone, God's Friggin' Gift to Garters 'n' Corsets.