Plane Reality: Jack goes to the bathroom again, and I've seen a lot of people making fun of this, but it's a long-ass flight from Sydney to L.A. so I'm cutting him some slack. Outside, he spots Yellow Eyes. Quick Jack, get Dean. He's probably crying into a pillow 'cause he hates to fly, but he hates Yellow Eyes even more. Oh, wrong show. Check. On Lost, Fredric Lehne plays not Azazel, but Marshal Edward Mars (somewhere, Veronica is yelling "No relation!"). Sometimes it's hard to tell Azazel and Mars apart. Mars has taken our girl Kate into custody. Jack asks the Marshal if he's in line, but he says that he's just waiting for a friend. When Katie pushes open the lav door, she stumbles and bumps into Jack. Check your pockets, Doc! He can't hear me. He's so twitterpated at first sight, I don't think he even sees her cuffs. Back in their seats, Mars slides Kate's food tray in front of her, but he takes away her knife and fork. Have fun eating that lasagna, Kate! Kate's less amused than I am. "What am I going to do -- stab you and run?" Mars doesn't like being mocked, or perhaps he's just an ill-tempered yellow-eyed demon in blue contact lenses, but when Sawyer walks by and sort of bumps his arm-rest, he gets all grumpy. "Hey, watch where you're going, buddy." Kate deftly hides her chained hands under her tray before Sawyer turns to look at the rude Marshal Mars, but she might not have moved quickly enough. Sawyer smirks at her and then turns his attention to Edward. "Sorry. My bad." Not even a "son of a bitch"? Oh, this is definitely a different world.
Episode Report CardCindy McLennan: A | 1683 USERS: B+
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