Theme Song!

All right, I took some leeway, there. Sue me. My best TV gal will turn 12 the day this recap is published, and I just can't let it pass by unmarked. The episode aired on my birthday; the recap's being published on hers. I'm not 12, but sometimes that's hard to prove. I wonder if someone did an enjoining spell. You don't care about my Buffy obsession, though, so I'll ask you something that I wondered about during the commercials. Fellas, do you really need to be told to seek medical attention once you've been suffering from priapism for four hours? Please don't e-mail me your answers. Consider this rhetorical. It's just... four hours? Aren't you bragging through most of the first hour, getting slightly concerned as it draws to a close, and driving yourself to the hospital immediately thereafter? Gah. So anyhow, Sawer takes one of the D.I.'s VW buses, even though you know that good old boy's a Chevy Van man, and he picks up Miles, who greets him with a, "Hey, Boss." Sawyer returns with a, "Hey Enos," and I have to thank reader Joyce for clue-sticking me about that Dukes Of Hazard reference, because I just figured "Enos" was only Miles' cover name. Oh Sawyer, I love your nicknames. He makes sure "Enos" has his zapper with them, because their fearless leader is loaded and out blowing up trees. And everyone throughout the episode makes it very clear that Horace doesn't drink, so just remember Horace doesn't drink, even though it doesn't really amount to anything. I just don't want to keep repeating it. Sawyer tells Miles they're going to keep the whole incident on the down-low.

Once they reach their errant drunk, Sawyer says he'll bring Horace home and that Miles should put out the fire and pack up the dynamite. Miles, bless him, says, "Why don't you put out the fire, pack up, and... and I'll take him home?" So he's talked to Dr. Arzt's bits somewhere along the way, I see. But Sawyer holds the trump card. "You wanna tell Amy where we found him?" Amy? I thought Horace's wife was Olivia? Whatever her name is, Miles would much rather deal with dynamite and fire. Maybe she has PMS?