It's the middle of the night, and Kate is crouched down poking the dirt. Juliet asks the question we are all harboring: what the heck is she doing? Kate stands up and announces that whoever dragged them out there left a trail, and they can follow it back to camp. Juliet is not interested and, just like my dog, pulls way back on her leash, I mean, cuff, so that Kate can't move forward. She says, "It's going to rain. Don't you think we should wait until morning?" Kate glares, says "No," and drags Juliet forward. They walk for a minute before Kate has to ask why. "Why would they handcuff you to me and then drag us out into the jungle?" Juliet explains that Ben has a thing for mind games. Kind of like the guy in Saw, I guess. Kate wants to know if that is why they left her behind. Juliet doesn't want to talk about it. In fact, she doesn't want to talk at all. Kate agrees, but just then the long-awaited Island monsoon season starts. The girls run smack into a Girls Gone Wild wet t-shirt contest. Totally hot!! How could these soaking wet hotties set themselves apart from the field and bring home the gold in this contest? Girl fight! Juliet starts out with a zinger: "I hope you're not dragging me all the way back for him." Kate can't believe she's going there, but Juliet won't let up. She wants to win! "I hope you're not going back for Jack, because I was standing right there when he told you not to come back. And now that you ruined his chance to get off the Island... " Kate gets into the spirit of the contest and nails Juliet in the face. Of course, since they are handcuffed together so she goes down too. Gotta love physics in action! The girls make themselves serious medal contenders as they wrestle in some hot, wet, girl-on-girl action for the mens. The mens love this sort of thing, apparently. Juliet uses her ninja skills to get in a few good punches, but Kate knocks her down and climbs on top of her. Money shot! She asks Juliet if she's done, but Juliet just moans. How does a nice Catholic schoolgirl end up in situations like this, Kate? Kate tugs at Juliet some more and realizes that she may have actually hurt her. Her apology is cut short by the Sounds of Impending Monsterdom. Kate looks around frantically trying to find the source. Juliet stops moaning long enough to ask what the hell that noise is? I think it's the Island finding this scene totally HOT! Kate looks wet and stunned and smokin' hot. Joe Francis is dying to get his hands on these outtakes. Kate snaps to attention and yells at Juliet to get up. Juliet is still moaning because Kate dislocated her shoulder. Kate really doesn't care, pulls Juliet up, and starts running. The crashing monster sounds chase the girls through the woods, but when they hide in the roots of tree, the monster stops. The girls crouch low, trying to avoid detection, when the monster whips out its Canon Elph and snap photos of Juliet. After it captures its precious memory, the monster retreats. Mr. Conspiracy Theory is sending me smoke signals that this definitely means the monster recognized Juliet and backed off. I think it means the monster is a scrapbooker. It's the fastest growing hobby on the Island! Juliet asks if they are safe and Kate says, "You tell me."
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