Lost

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Desperately Seeking Some Answers

Charlie is entertaining Aaron with a mango (Stupid baby! Mangoes aren't toys!) and back-seat cooking whatever it is Hurley's making. He is adding too much water and making it soggy! Hurley points out that it's oatmeal and is supposed to be soggy. Heh. Sawyer strolls past with his quip du jour: "Well, if it isn't three men and a baby!" Hurley and Charlie look unimpressed, so Sawyer throws out the zinger: "I counted Hugo twice!" Ba-dum-bah! Sawyer laughs at his own "wit." Claire stumbles up to the group looking like a zombie extra from Shaun of the Dead. Charlie asks what she is doing out of bed. She says her head is pounding and she needs an aspirin. Uh oh, did Charlie roofie her? Is that the theme of this week's episode? I totally saw an Afterschool Special with this plot. Sawyer is still wearing his Crown of Leadership, and offers to go get her some aspirin from his personal stash. But hey, isn't a doctor better than an aspirin? 'Cause here comes Jack! Sawyer is impressed. So impressed that he braves the wrath of the post-Imus FCC and says, "Son of a bitch." I'm blushing! Then Sawyer sees Kate, walking the obligatory ten paces behind Jack. In a moment of great acting, Sawyer looks simultaneously incredibly happy and incredibly sad. Sun sees Jack and points him out to Jin. The other people on the beach notice too, and everyone runs up to surround him. Sawyer and Jack shake hands and then end up man-hugging each other. After everyone has moved away, Sawyer grabs Kate and hugs her a long time and rubs her head. It's sweet! He totally drops her when he realizes she hasn't showered in two wee-- I mean, when he sees Juliet standing a ways down the beach. He demands to know what she's doing there. Everyone stops and stares and makes her feel like the vegetarian at the barbecue. I'm sure she would be cringing if, you know, she hadn't frozen all of her facial muscles.

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