Lost
Lost

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"Fancy thinking the Beast…"

Cut to Sawyer back in his ruined sleeping area, stewing as Kate says skeptically, "A boar did all this?" Sawyer's pissed: "Last night, it wrecked my tent. This morning, when I went to get my tent back, it attacked me from behind. Runs off into the jungle like a coward!" I must have blinked and missed the part where Sawyer stood his ground and screamed, "Fight like a pig!" Kate laughs that a boar wouldn't attack for no reason, and Sawyer snaps, "Thank you, boar expert." Well, she's an expert bore, but I'm not sure that's the same thing. Sawyer insists the boar is harassing him, so he's going to pick up a gun and go get even. Kate laughs, "Have you listened to yourself? It's a boar. Just go tell Locke and he'll kill it." Sawyer says this is his fight. Kate points out that Sawyer could end up "lost or worse." Sawyer snarls, "Since when did you care?" Kate lies that she doesn't. Sawyer's all, "Good. If you excuse me, I've got some revenge to tend to."

And then he stalks off into another flashback. This one's in Sydney. Sawyer's walking on a dock somewhere, and he ducks into a pier's machine shop. There, he hooks up with some Australian guy who says he did a few jobs with Hibbs back in the States. We quickly learn that Sawyer's there to buy a gun; the guy says, "A few disclaimers. Australia doesn't allow its citizens to carry handguns. You get nicked with this --" "I'm not going to rat you out," Sawyer assures him. The guy carries on, while I'm still processing that first point. You can't carry handguns if you're an Australian citizen? What if you're in the outback and you need to kill something? Do you just throw a Foster's bottle at it and hope for the best? Anyway, the guy's all, "A man who buys a compact .357 with hollow-point loads...he's not looking to scare or steal. He's looking to kill. But when it comes down to it, if he finds he doesn't have what it takes to finish the job --" "Your sales pitch needs some work," Sawyer smirks. The guy continues, "What I'm saying is, you look a man in the eye and a point a gun at him, you find out who you really are, mate. And should you find you're not a killer, there's no refund." Sawyer says it won't be a problem.

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