Lost
Lost

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LTG: B | 502 USERS: C+
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Putting The "Fun" Back In "Funeral"

Close-up of a sleeping Jack. Man, they really have been finding a lot of food on the island, haven't they? Dude is getting kind of fat. He wakes up to find Kate sitting next to him. He does not, as I would, jump at the sight of her hovering over him. He is also way too alert for someone who was drained of blood and then fed sleeping pills. She offers him some soup, but he passes. He touches his neck and starts freaking out when he realizes the key is gone.

Charlie and Kate walk down the beach. She thinks the key might have fallen off in the fight with Locke, but he's sure it didn't. As are we. They run into Sayid, who asks them what's going on. Jack tells him that Locke took the key. Sayid runs after them to tell them that he's pretty sure Locke did not take the key.

Either Shannon is standing under the waterfall, or it's started raining. She opens the gun case and takes out one of the guns. Commercials.

Sayid is walking down a street in Sydney when a white van squeals to a stop. One of Assam's friends is driving, and he tells Sayid to hop in. Assam is already in the back of the van, and the friend tells the two of them that it's time. For some sweet Middle-Eastern man loving? Oh, no, time for a suicide bombing.

The van pulls into a warehouse, in which is parked a delivery truck. The cell leader opens the back of the delivery truck, which is full of small boxes of explosives. He hands Sayid and Assam jackets to make them look like deliverymen, and then hands a gun to Assam in case they run into any problems. He leaves, and Sayid and Assam get into the truck. Assam prays for a second and then starts the truck. Sayid tells him to stop, and then confesses to working with the CIA. He tells Assam that he will give him a chance to flee before he calls in Agent Tina Turner and the Ikettes. Unsurprisingly enough, Assam is upset to learn of Sayid's treachery. He asks about the woman Sayid allegedly lost, and Sayid admits that "lost" is a relative term. When he hears that Sayid helped the CIA in order to get info on Nadia's location, Assam asks him, "You used me to find a woman?" Pause. Pause. Pause. Action! Assam pulls the gun and shoves it against Sayid's neck. Assam shares in some detail all the ways that he feels betrayed by Sayid, while Sayid begs him not to pull the trigger. Pause. Pause. Pause. Action! Assam tells Sayid, "I hope she makes you whole again." And then he puts the gun under his own chin and pulls the trigger.

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