Hurley mulls it over. I can see the wheels turning in his mind. I can feel what he's feeling, because Garcia is just that good. And truly, I have no idea what he should do, but I know what I want him to do. I wait with bated breath. Hurley's expression changes from one of despair to one of resolve. "Never, dude!" You tell him, Hurley. He runs outside, and though Ben gives chase, Hugo has too big of a lead, and surrenders to the cops who have been staking out his house. "You got me! That's right, you got me! That's right! I'm the killer... I'm a murderer. I killed four people... three people. However many are dead, I killed them." Ha! "I killed them all. Just get me away from here."

As the cops read Hurley his Miranda Rights, Hurley searches Ben's face for a reaction, and smiles when he realizes he's frustrated the master's plans. And I'm happy for Hurley, because for once -- as my friend Connie pointed out to me -- for once, he's shown agency. I hope you don't live to regret it darling, because this was a huge step for you.