Lost

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Dread Lockes
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Fans of faith have their engines revving and ready to go, so here's a heads up for you fans of science: if last week was John 3:16, then this week is John 15:13 (NIV): "Greater love has no one than this, that he lay down his life for his friends." And perhaps too, there's a dash of John 12:25 (NKJV), too: "He who loves his life will lose it, and he who hates his life in this world will keep it for eternal life." So shine your shoes, don't rumple your jacket, and get that gum out of your mouth, because we're going to Sunday School, my dears. If you're good, we can get doughnuts after.

Previously on Lost: Richard tells Locke that the only way to save the island is to get his people back there. Locke freaks because he thinks the chopper exploded when the freighter did. Richard assures him the Escape-aways are fine and already home. It's up to Locke to convince them to return -- and to do that, he's going to have to die. Because the Orchid hasn't been built by the time he arrives at it (yeah, I meant to type that), Locke climbs down Charlotte's well (not a euphemism) in search of a way off the island. There's a flash while he's making his descent; he loses his grip on the rope, plummets to the bottom of the (dry) well, and screams in pain, because his frakking shin bone is sticking out of his leg. He's greeted by Christian Shephard (whose last name I have been misspelling for weeks and oh my word I'm so sorry, gentle readers), who's carrying a lantern and tells him that he's got to get all his friends together, and it must be all of them, "everyone who left," then Eloise Hawking will tell him exactly how to get back to the island. Locke says, "Richard said I was going to die." Christian says, "That's why they call it sacrifice." Cut to Ben and a be-bearded, drugged-out Jack, gazing into the coffin of a man we only knew as "Jeremy Bentham." The camera pans up over the lid to reveal Locke! (And yeah, I know that's old news now, but it still gets the bang at the end because I say so.) Now it's time for the currently-on-Lost stuff.

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